Bad Advice

Just don't do your homework, ever.

I'm having trouble remembering the name of a song I used to listen to.

Oh, that's easy, just take a shot of Forgetfulness Potion and you will remember it in no time!

I don't know how to name my newest puppy, where can I get inspiration?

Take a few dice. Connect a letter to each letter, 1=A, 2=B and so on. Roll the dice a couple of times and BAM!


I often fall asleep when I drive. How can I stay awake?

Stay in bed and never drive again!

How do I come out to my parents, I'm afraid they'll kick me out if they know I'm LGBTQ+

Just cry in the streets ''I'm LGTBQ+ !!!!!!''' And don't tell it to your parent's ever even tho they heard you.

I have a crush on someone at school, but I'm scared that he won't like me. What should I do?

Tell him you don't like him AT ALL and then avoid him for the rest of your life. If he's smart, he'll get the hint. 

I have a toxic friend that I should drop, as she is detrimental to my mental health. But she'll be upset if I stop talking to her and call me a bad person. What should I do?

Tell her that she's like a pimple, and you just want to pop her but that'll just makes it worse. So the only option is to exfoliate and make that sucker disappear for good.

I'm trying to learn to do my eyebrows but they keep coming out like weird window wipers. What should I do?

Just shave your eyebrows and then glue some fussy wool or window wipers on. Everyone will be jealous of your great make up.

I have difficulties to fall asleep, what should I do?

Listen to Bear sounds (specifically the roars), very soothing!

I don't have much self-confidence.

Tell yourself constantly that everyone else is worse than you.

I am anxious to talk to new people.