~Corrupt a wish!!!~
Granted! You play in the snow, and get so cold you freeze. You become a statue.
I wish I could type faster?
"Making a lark of the misery" - TS
~Corrupt a wish!!!~
[font=big caslon]Granted, but now you can never stop typing.
I wish I was really good at climbing trees.[/font]
"The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly."
~Corrupt a wish!!!~
Granted! You are so good at climbing trees, you live in a tree, and all of your friends and family think that's weird and leave you.
I wish I could sing.
"Making a lark of the misery" - TS
~Corrupt a wish!!!~
[font=big caslon]Granted, but to bad your singing is so bad no one listens.
I wish I could read minds.[/font]
"The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly."
~Corrupt a wish!!!~
ok but you are blind
i wish i could get a million presents for christmas
i wish i could get a million presents for christmas
Potayto, Potahto, Tomayto, Tomahto.
You say Tomayto...
I say Ham Sandwich!
~Corrupt a wish!!!~
Granted! They're all coal.
I wish I had a Hogwarts robe.
"Making a lark of the misery" - TS
~Corrupt a wish!!!~
Granted, but it is too small and you can't fit into it no matter what you do.
I wish I could snap my fingers and all my drafts of books would be turned into full, perfect ones.
⋆ You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it⋆
Sta 8 ⋆ Eva 6 ⋆ Str 3 ⋆ Wis 7 ⋆ Arc 5 ⋆ Acc 6
Sta 8 ⋆ Eva 6 ⋆ Str 3 ⋆ Wis 7 ⋆ Arc 5 ⋆ Acc 6
~Corrupt a wish!!!~
Granted! But you'll have to keep snapping... for all eternity muahahahahaha
I wish I could.... er... eat something. I'm hungry.
I wish I could.... er... eat something. I'm hungry.
i’m gonna pop
your bubblegum heart
your bubblegum heart
~Corrupt a wish!!!~
ok but all the food is rotten and/or soggy
i wish that coronavirus was over.
i wish that coronavirus was over.
Potayto, Potahto, Tomayto, Tomahto.
You say Tomayto...
I say Ham Sandwich!
~Corrupt a wish!!!~
Granted! But you have to wear a mask everywhere you go for the next 20 years.
I wish climate change would get better.
I wish climate change would get better.
“We didn’t know were making memories, we just thought we were having fun.”
~Winnie The Pooh