noooo, guys I think we can trust this guy he seems alright. look at that face!!! he's never done one thing wrong in his entire life. ever

Woah, hey now, there were no claims to anything, you're the one that brought up being bad. Everyone else just jumped on that horse buddy boy.

He is mostly evil. Has the rare OK day, there is way worse in his family tree.

Can I at least go out to dinner before you take that out?

And Hess: HEY!

Going out for dinner is so old school, this a new day and age. Unless you mean bringing it to dinner, I don't think the employees would be happy to see my Indiana Jones impression though.

Yeah, worse. *Looks nervously at Giddy* Jürgen! You have a real face now! 😳

Wished real hard on a shooting star and became a real boy.

😂 I think that may have been an airplane, buddy. But I'm happy for you. Hope your old man doesn't get eaten by a whale or something equally tragic as a result, though.

Explains why it was daytime.

Wow this is one interesting chat

In truth we both know I am the best man you know. Sadly, this is due to lack of choice I am well aware. But none the less, my words are true.