Bad Advice

Don't. Act like you like someone else to make the person jealous. 

It's really cold and my heater is broken. What do I do? 

A.C.
happy, free, confused, and lonely in the best way
Bad Advice
Bathe in cold water. Then, after you get out and dry off, you wont be as cold as you were in the tub!

How do I get my crush to like me?

"Chocolate omnia constituit"
//Co-Founder of Gobstones Club//Writer//
Bad Advice
Act like a complete jerk. He'll think you're playing "hard to get."

My teddy bear just fell in a puddle, what should I do?

PM me if you wanna RP! We can also discuss things over Discord if that's easier ^_^
Bad Advice
Jump in the puddle with it. Ain’t just teddies that are allowed to have fun in puddles.

How do I avoid getting late for classes?

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STM — 5 | EVA — 19 | STR — 5 | WSD — 12 | ARC — 5 | ACC — 9
Lovely Creature — Evasive Manoeuvres — Monster Hunter — Terrible Presence
Bad Advice
Just skip them! Then you'll never be marked late again!

How do I convince my mom and dad that we should move?

"Chocolate omnia constituit"
//Co-Founder of Gobstones Club//Writer//
Bad Advice
Say that you will predict the future and that something terrible will happen in your area. Pay a bunch of news stations to say the terrible thing on the news; that will make your parents want to move. 

How do I make my hair look good?

Stamina: 6 Agility: 8 Strength: 6 Control: 5 Arcane Power: 7 Accuracy: 5
Bad Advice
Shave it off. Then the stubble will be easy to manage!

How do I make friends?

"Chocolate omnia constituit"
//Co-Founder of Gobstones Club//Writer//
Bad Advice
Find someone and lick their face. This is the international sign for friendship.

How can I get the neighbour kids to be quiet? They're always yelling.

STAMINA: 4 | AGILITY: 5 | STRENGTH: 3 | CONTROL: 7 | ARCPOWER: 5 | ACCURACY: 6
Bad Advice
Duct tape their mouths shut and tie them to a chair to keep them silent in one place.

I can't get my mom to be proud of me. What should I do?

I will take what is mine with fire and blood.
"It seems to me that a queen who trusts no one is as foolish as a queen who trusts everyone."
Bad Advice
Print a cardboard cutout of your mom with a speech bubble that says, "I'm proud of you!" Instant validation whenever you need it.

I'm very sore from ballet. How can I make the soreness go away?

STAMINA: 4 | AGILITY: 5 | STRENGTH: 3 | CONTROL: 7 | ARCPOWER: 5 | ACCURACY: 6