It is the weekend now! But...you were sick during the week and now have to make up all of your school/work.

I wish I had a bigger window.

Granted! But it would be completely boarded off.

I wish that I didn't have a math and science test tomorrow.

Granted but you’ll fail all other tests.

I wish to explore underwater ruins.

Granted but you drown

I wish that my parents were not Homophobic and Transphobic

Granted, but now you are.

I wish I had a quarter for every time someone asked me how I was doing.

Granted! You can't touch, spend, or even mention the quarters to anyone, though, so they're useless.

I wish I could see in the dark.

granted, but you cant see people

I wish that I had a puppy

Granted! Unfortunately, a mad scientist has given him a potion that makes him un-lovable, so he seems gross.

I wish I could move things with my mind.

granted but the things you move with your mind they move the wrong way!

I wish my sister would leave me alone WITHOUT dying

Granted but you now don’t have a sister, meaning she never existed, therefore she didn’t technically die. 😂

I wish for for perpetual darkness and snow.