Would You Rather....

sing I can sing but I can't dance and I have extreme stage fright

Would you rather steal a gallon from your best friend or your favorite professor?

Can I do both? No okay then friend

Professor!! @Kylie Johnsonmake sure to post your own would you rather!

Would you rather kiss your enemy or kiss the headmaster?

I can smooch myself. What's with wanting everyone to kiss me in two threads?

Would you rather go a week without your phone or a week without access to a car.

A week without my phone I don't even have one yet!

Would you rather jump into the great lake in the winter, or give a friend a dungbomb as a present actually a prank

Jump in the great lake in the winter!

Would you rather live in the middle of the forest with your family or live on top of a mountain alone

In the middle of the forest with my family. Living alone would simply be too lonely.

Given that you speak neither, would your rather learn Hindu or Chinese?

hindu

Would you rather eat a whole raw onion or whole raw lemon?

Whole raw lemon. I've done it before.

Would you rather go skiing or go snowboarding?

Snowboarding.

Would you rather sing or write a song?