Have you tried following the directions? Barring that.. make them sugar-free and low calorie. He could use to lose a few pounds...

Hey, can someone give me some advice on how to manage living between the real.. I mean the muggle... world, and this one?

Just use your self phone all the time then everyone will know you are a muggle.

People say I care about quidditch to much what should I do?

Quit the team. Prove them wrong!

How can I convince someone to be my friend?

Ask them if they want to, and whether they do or don’t, invite them to dinner. At dinner, poison them and then when they think they’re gonna die, administer the antidote as if you didn’t know how they had gotten poisoned. They’ll be eternally grateful and will always want to be your friend since you saved their life (in this case...)!

There’s a guy, (albeit a cute one,) who says that he has feelings for me. I have been friends with him for a while. However, I am not oriented in that way, and in fact, I have a crush on a girl. How can I cut the news to him without causing too many bad feelings?

@Piérre Marchonné
Guys want what they can't have. Telling him that you're attracted to women will only make him desire you more. The only way to stop him from crushing on you, is to drop the "L" bomb. Tell him you love him.

I'm always a day late, and a dollar short. How can I turn my life around?

Put more money in the bank.

My friends call me a teacher's pet, but I'm not. How can I prove this to them?

By showing them your collar and saying that actually an entire country owns you.

I think I've lost my mind, how do I find it?

Check everywhere, even under pillows. If you cannot find by then, use the trick: Mom. They are known to find everything.

I never seen to have enough time, what can I do to fix this?

@Koto White Isn't that good advice...?

Waste it, because you only live once.

Everytime I go to sleep, my nightmares come alive. They don't bother me but everyone else around is effected. I tried to stay awake as long as possible, but the longer I do, the worst my nightmares will become. How do I fix this?

@Lauren Wheeler
If staying awake makes the nightmares worse, then sleeping should make them better. It sounds like what you need is a medicine induced coma. That should cure your nightmares. The longer the coma, the better.

My dog won't stop barking! Sometimes its at people walking by the house, sometimes its at nothing at all. How do I get him to stop?