Call on Cheeto man. He will save you.

I love bubble tea but feel as if I should stop drinking it so much.

Drown out those thoughts with bubble tea. Calories are a state of mind.

I dont understand my friend's Cheeto man reference. What should I do?

You should stare into his eyes

I can't hit a high note in choir because I'm sick.

Youre sick because the government puts poison in vaccines. Go organic. Ditch vaccines. Dont do this It really is bad advice.

My friend shared something that left me with more questions than answers. Do I just drop the subject?

Just drop your friend instead

I want to tell my friend that I like them more than a friend, how should I approach this?

Tell them you never and will never love them! That'll make you hard to get.

My hair is in a knot and I can't brush it out! What do I do?

Snip, Snip.

How and when should I ask my date to Prom?

Ask her the day before, she'll probably have a date by then, but you can just take care of him. *wink, WINK.*

I have a DADA test tomorrow and don't know a single thing! How do I cram all that knowledge into my brain?

Just study right before the test so the knowledge is fresh inside your brain or just make a song or rhyme with the things you need to study.

So I have a crush that I really like but he knows that I like him but he doesn’t want to date me and he has even stopped talking to me and ignoring me, how do I get him to like me?

Oh and Piérre you should write her a song and sing it if your a good singer, use something she really likes, like some kind of show and make a sign or something cute relating to it or maybe write a poem, those are romantic.

stalk him! that'll make the message clear you're obsessed w/ him and want to date him.

Two guys have asked me to Yule Ball at once! How do I choose between them?