Bad Advice

You should get a tattoo of a circle and it should be red. Do it yourself, at home with a knife.



How do I not get the urge to throw my kids into a wolves cage at a zoo?

By leaving your kids behind in the car. Keep them locked in with the windows up, you wouldn't want someone to kidnap them.

I'm afraid of heights, how do I overcome my fear?

Jump off a cliff! If you die, your fear was right. Also, Either way it's solved, because a dead body doesn't have fears! Also, if you live, you'll know its harmless!


How do I prevent my kids from walking into fire like 3 of them did? (not really, IRL i don't have kids)

They can't walk into the fire if they can't walk. Break their legs. The bones will heal and they'll learn their lesson.

Running short on funds again, I need another way to make some money.

Uhh.... I see a simple way.. Rob rich guys?
(im a bad example to my bad advice kids XD)

How do you make your kids 100% safe when playing in vents and with the poisonous vent snakes I put in there?

Everyone knows that poisonous snakes are calmed by a simple stroke on the head. Reveal this fact to your children.

I often hear loud noises behind me when I drive past these strange red signs that say "STOP"
This concerns me on occasion, and I would love to know what to do when I see these signs in order to stop all the noise.

When you see the STOP sign you should drive even faster than before

My plants always seem to die after a few weeks, how do I get them to live longer?

Burn it, that way thieves won't be able to get their hands on it.

I recently broke up with my girlfriend and I'm feeling horrible. What should I do?

Get back together he next day then tell him you wanna break up. REVENGE!!


My kid just threw my cat in the bathtub... what do I do to both of them?

Throw them both out and wait until you know they learned their lesson.

My sibling is hurting people, what should I do?