Granted! But you will only know magic for a second

I wish I could be IRL Hogwarts

Granted! but you will be one of the ghosts.
I wish for a taco

Granted! But you will only have a bite

I wish I was a billionaire

Granted! But it will all be in monopoly money
I wish to have a happy married life when I grow up

Granted! But your first child will die (Sorry).

I wish I woulld be healthy for the rest of my life

omg well thats super sad.

Okay granted!! but you will die in 6 months
 I wish I could change my appearance at will

Granted! But you can only change it to ugly

I wish i could be a super famous pop star

Granted, but you will turn infamous and everyone will hate you. you will have no real friends and the public will throw stones at you and you will die.

lol i went a bit too dramatic there, I wish I could have infinite wishes.

(Lol, yes) Granted, but you can only wish bad wishes.

I wish I had more friends

Granted but they will hate you.

I wish I had a sister.