stop, you're not punny pv

Sept. 22, 2024

Dear Goatlight,

What? What's concerning? Actually, that's okay. I'll show the joys of exploring your curiosity one day and you'll see why setting things on fire is an option to begin with and definitely isn't anything to be concerned about. Fear not, young padawan.

Your dad sounds kind of lame but I don't mean that in a bad way, I'm just saying he needs to be cooler you know? He needs to be less lame, and to be less lame he needs to be willing to try newer things! Because missing out on Pokémon sounds almost criminal. Which yes, the card game is very fun. The best part is selling cards to other kids (especially the ones that don't understand how valuable some cards are, they're very easy to rip off).

... Plus you're pretty much telling me you played in bingo night. I thought those things only existed in comedy shows, like the sitcom kind. Wait! What if we tried doing a bingo night ourselves but with the people in our year? Maybe that would be more fun for you.

Joke intermission: Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the Other Side.

Anyway, Flame-o. Sounds. AWESOME. I love that! One of the best nicknames I've gotten yet (the other ones were more like tiny, or pest, or freckles). As for my actual name, it's pronounced like "Aidan" but you replace the 'D' for a 'Y' so it's more like Aiyan. Ayy-uhn. So I better not hear you saying it wrong if you end up using it. I'll torture you with more information on Geckos (even if it's fun speaking to you too).

I wonder why people think your laugh is weird though. You know, we share a class tomorrow again so we'll be trading things sooner instead of later. Then I'll see for myself if your laugh really is weird or people are just being mentally slow. Sometimes the other students are stupid and that's okay. (Actually, I lied. It's not okay but it's not like we can do anything.) (I lied again. We can do something like tutor them but it's not worth it unless we get something funny out of it. So we're back to square one.)

See you soon,
Goatlight who will be buying me sweets, thank you very much Goat