The Great Flatulence pv Kenna M Closed

@Kenna MacNeil

Karma just proved its existence to Aurora. How could it not? After laughing at the girl who sat across her, she started to make superb harmony even the frog choir could never compete. If those who were present in the great hall won’t call her ‘the flatulist kid’, the most tremendous respect was given to those kind students. She must have been cursed that the blob decided to have an extraordinary effect on the poor eagle. This was why you should not skip the inspection, palpation, and auscultation part.

“I don’t want to exist anymore.” Aurora mumbled between her farts. She looked up and saw the vomit-covered girl laughed until she cried, making two streaks of tears between the dried blob vomit. She wanted to cry and hoped for a meteor strike right on the great hall. But instead, it was as if she was possessed or something, she started to laugh, as she cried. Many things could go wrong in just a day, and this was one of the examples. Even though both of the girls finally found out the purpose of the purple smoke, it was not a good thing to be experienced by an innocent first year. If stuff like this will happen in every ‘scientific’ research, Aurora will never include herself in it.

“Uh- yeah, I can see that, now the smoke coming out from my arse as I fart!” Aurora looked at the vomit girl with so many different emotions. Sad? Yes, was she embarrassed? Obviously, but she had fun. How can she have fun with the farting situation she was in? What a weird kid.

“I’d rather stay here than letting more people see me in this state. You know what? Screw this. Let’s just make it snow.” She took her wand and pointed it to the roof, as she made a little twirl, she said “Nix Facitur.” And just like that, snowflakes started to fall from the ceiling. It made the situation looked even more chaotic and random than it already was.