What's A Roblox? PV: Thomas B + Elias W fin

Well Eli supposed that was a start. The boy could, at the very least, do simple mathematics. He also supposedly knew what a phone was as well, which was an absolutely great start, especially if Thomas and Elias were to teach him about 'Rubuck'.

"Well for starters, you do not want to be a bacon hair. Bacon hairs are noobs and absolutely nobody likes them... and a KD is a kill to death ratio, like in shooting games. The young Ravenclaw explained, trying his best not to come across as condescending, although that probably failed miserably.

Taking a moment to ponder the options set in front of him, Eli only really saw positive outcomes to acquainting this funny young pureblood with muggle technology. It wasn't like it would negatively impact Eli's reputation in any way, and also he'd gain someone to talk to who wasn't Thomas, which was a blessing in general. With all things considered (mainly the last point), he came to the conclusion that he would indeed take the time out of his incredibly busy schedule to teach Eyre his ways. It would be perhaps a tad difficult with his studies and his preparations to hopefully make his way onto the quidditch team, but he believed he could do it. He believed he could do just about anything logical that he set his mind to actually.

"You know what, Eyre Reeves, I will teach you about Rubuck" He spoke, an uncharacteristically happy smile spreading across his face that only usually appeared when he was talking about something that particularly interested him or watching quidditch, "And for starters, it's ROBLOX. Like R-O-B-L-O-X. Eli finished, spelling it out, in case Eyre was lying and actually was a half-wit. One could never tell.

There was a clear expression of disbelief on the Ravenclaw's face as Eyre proclaimed his supposed intelligence. How could purebloods know maths, weren't they too busy abusing house elves to learn their multiplication tables?! Eyre seemed to contradict most of Tommy's preconceived notions about wizard born individuals, something that both mildly irritated and greatly intrigued the boy. As a result, when Elias suggested that the two help to educate the Gryffindor on the wide world of Roblox, his first instinct wasn't even to resist.

"Having a high KD is good, because uh, fractions. Y'know, the maths you claim to know," came Thomas' snarky addition to the end of Elias' explanation, an almost wolfish grin on his face as he chimed in. Admittedly, while the Ravenclaw didn't like to think of himself as a bully, he certainly had a habit of being incredibly rude for seemingly no reason whatsoever. Perhaps it was his superiority complex, perhaps it was his desire to prove that he was better than any pureblooded bloke in Hogwarts, whatever the cause it was hard at work.

Well, pureblooded blokes, and Elias Weare, of course. Their rivalry was monumental, unable to be surpassed. Batman and Superman wished they had a relationship as contemptuous and dramatic, the movie starring the two heroes might've been a bit more interesting that way.

"Yeah, we can teach ya. Other stuff too, so you can fit in with the cool muggle-born kids." This was going to be... Quite fun.

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