Dear Ms. Gryffinpuff Pv Eris Fawley Closed

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I'm a Gryffindor! Not a gryffinpuff. Things seem alright, as of now. Wait no, I'm suffering horribleyhorribly from homework. You should do my homework for me, professor. That would be professor involement involvement! History of magic is hard.

Yellow doesn't have a smell, but if it did have a smell, you would smell yellow. Whatever that means. If you don't like how I smell, you don't have to sniff me. That's gross! I bet your nose is just fried because of all the animals you smell. Like the nifflers, which by the way, I still want to throw. When do I get to throw a niffler?

I have seen star wars and all the marvel movies. My dad really liked those, so he made sure we all got to watch them. Did you know how awesome Captain America is? Starwars is cool, but I don't really remember it. I liked the ewookie ewok things. They were small and furry..like NIFFLERS! Are they nifflers, sir?

Dear Ms. Fawley

I would be glad to help you with your homework. I've always thought that a good professor should help students by taking away their candy and giving them only gross food until they finish their homework. I think that would be the best plan.

What does the inside of your nose smell like? You don't know, because your nose is so used to it's own smell it doesn't even care enough to smell it any more. Same reason you can't smell yellow. You've been smelling it for so long your nose got bored of sniffing it.

Have you seen any other movies? Star Trek, Star gate or Doctor Who? I've seen most of the marvel movies, but not all of them. I think I missed ant man when it was released. I was bus doing other things and forgot to see it.

No, nifflers are not ewoks, or wookies. I'll have to show you a niffler some time, if I can arrange it. But only if you promise to not throw it. It would get very mad if you did.

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You couldn't take my candy, because then you'd eat it and get fat! Then your creatures would eat you and I wouldn't have a favourite professor left to talk to. Plus, it's not like you can come into my dorm and steal my candy! You'd get in trouble for that, because its gross.

Are you saying you can smell the inside of a nose? Are you sure YOU aren't half creature? Hmm. I thought so. I see right through you, Mr! That's why you're always so unhappy. It's because you have to hide that you're half creature, but don't worry! Your secret is safe with me.

I haven't seen any other movies. Sorry, my dad only liked those ones. The new ant man? I haven't seen it yet, because my grandad does't like it.

I promise not to throw a niffler if you promise to admit that nifflers are just ewoks.

I could take your candy and not eat it. One time I didn't eat my candy so long it turned into dust. And my creatures couldn't eat me, I'm much too tough. They would choke.

I'm so relieved my secret is safe. But you have to promise not to tell anyone. It's a super top-secret mission, okay? Do you think I can trust you with a super top-secret mission? I've seen how much you talk, it might be too hard.

How about I name a little niffler ewok, so we can both be right.

What is your favorite class, by the way?

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How can candy turn into dust? I bet you used a spell. That's gross! Are you saying you're tough enough that a dragon couldn't eat you or roast you like smores? I totally doubt that, Mr Grififth.

I won't tell anyone that you're half creature if you promise not to take my candy and uh, give me all your pet creatures! I want to have a real life dragon to fly on, so I can beat everyone at quidditch on a real life dragon. Wouldn't that be cool? I know you think that's cool, so you should totally let me do that.

I would like! Could I meet the niffler.

My favourite class? I don't know. We always have new teachers, but I like defense against the dark arts. I want to be an auror when I grow up, so I can be like Harry Potter.

Dear Ms. Fawley

I'm so tough that once a dragon ate me, but be spit me back out. I'm all gristle, no one likes eating gristle. You're soft and taste like all that candy you've been eating. If you tried to ride a dragon now it would gobble you up like a chocolate frog.

How about if you don't tell anyone then I'll go with you to feed the giant squid. My pets would be sad if they had to leave me. What if the little niffler cried?

Yes you could. If I ever get a niffler to name, I'll name it ewok and show you.

You want to be like Harry Potter? He's just some wizard who did a few cool things. There are so many other great men you could want to be like. Why not one of them?

-M. Griffith

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I could too ride a dragon. A dragon wouldn't want to eat me. I'm too small! Plus, its not like I eat that much candy. And if I did eat a lot of candy, how would you know that? It's not like you're watching me eat all my meals!

I want to go feed the squid! That works, but will you also show me the nifflers and stuff? I want to see what they look like. Even ewok the niffler who doesn't exist yet.

Whose better than Harry Potter?

Ever heard of an MnM? Or a Scittle? You'd be a little bite sized piece of candy. I don't watch you eat, but I can smell it on your breath. Half beast, remember? You're not fooling me.

Well, you're signed up for R.O.A.M, and I'll be having a cool event after christmas, probably. Maybe before then, depending on how everything turns out. You can be brave and have patience, right? Of course you can. And until then, I can meet you after lunch and we can throw something to the squid. Want to see it eat a fish?

I've always been a fan of merlin, considering he was the most powerful wizard ever. Has your weird history professor talked about him at all?

I know what an MnM is, but what's a scittle? You smell my breath? That's even weirder, issnt it?

wait wait wait, hold up. THE SQUID? the squid lets you feed it? The squid never lets me near it, even though I've tried to hunt it like a mILLION TIMES. this kid kaegen, the squid was super nice to him and stuff, but the stupid thing HATES ME. I don't know why.

I know who Merlin is, I think? Isn't he the dude from uh, Camelot?