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Let me tell you a story. It goes way back into the dark ages, where you belong, when there were mighty dragons stronger than you infinitely. Once there was a little village called Vladimesh and the mayor was a young woman named Sylvia. She was a brave woman and would do anything to protect her home, no matter the cost. She did things no one else thought of to do, or were to merciful to do. She had a warm heart but she knew how to harden it at the right times. She was very beautiful and comely but she'd already had seven husbands, only one of them survived the fires she created to end their lives, and he has never been seen again.

All of them wanted to be superior over her, make her submissive but she is the lioness and there's no higher person. But one day that all changed.

Everyone knew about a dark wizard named Tobias. He could cast the darkest spells and he was a master at most magic. He was very clever and it was hard to trick him in anyway. He had minions and spys everywhere, so he knew everything. Tobias ruled over a great piece of land, and Vladimesh was just at the border. One day the dark wizard felt like expanding his borders out of boredom and he sent his warriors to conquer any towns and villages in his way.

Eventually they reached Vladimesh and, after hearing that the leader was a small, seemingly weak woman, they became merry and feasted in her village, harassing the women and doing whatever they'd pleased. They didn't tell Sylvia why they came, so she thought they were just rowdy men being idiots, but on their fourth day being in the village Slyvia woke up to the sound of screams and crying. She hurried out of her home and watched in horror as people were being killed left and right by the warriors. They were strong, burly men with huge muscles and rough skin, and the men in her village were nothing compared to these bears.

And they used magic against her clerics, dark things that made their skin wither like it was full of snakes. And all Slyvia could do was stand there and watch.

But not forever.

Before she became the mayor, Slyvia was told by the village elder that the village of Vladimesh had a secret, one kept for centuries. The village had helped a powerful wizard once, one stronger than Tobias and she'd left an object that summoned powerful beings, like dragons, Kieran, Phoenixes, and maybe even angels.

Slyvia quickly brought out the item, which glowed with power and raised it into the air, drawing everyone's attention. "Begone, demons! Or you will perish!"

The warriors hesitated and then ran, knowing the power that had been within the object. The villagers cheered in glee but Slyvia knew better.

After Tobias came to know of this troublesome woman in a border village, he decided to come himself, smirking at the thought of decimating the entire village until there was nothing left but a black hole in the ground.

But when he arrived he was met with a wall of villagers, the mayor at the front. She held her item in her hand, raised high.

"Woman, surrounded now before anyone gets hurt. All I want is to claim your village as my own, nothing more."

"Is that what you told your filthy men before they ransacked our home? No, we won't go down peacefully, dark menace."

Then Slyvia raised the item higher with both hands and closed her eyes as she murmured the words "Nos resurgemus, si ceciderit, non oriri ex hoc omnes. oriri ex hoc omnes. Animus lucis ante nos." She repeated that several times and she began to lift up in the air and glow. Tobias, sensing something drastic was going to happen, starting casting spells at her one after another but nothing was in effect.

"Avada Kedavra!" roared Tobias, saying one of the Unforgivable Spells that killed the victim. But before it could hit Sylvia the item she held exploded with light and shot out at Tobias. He screamed in pain but then there was total silence - - the light was too bright and it muted out everything. You could see people scream in terror and run away as Tobias slowly began to disintegrate into nothing but a tiny MOSQUITO, forgetting all of his existence.

For although the magic was supposed to summon beings of light against the darkness, his will had been so strong that it countered and turned him into a creature of light, a flying bug.

And Sylvia survived but she was ill for many days, but the joy that she had saved her village once again left a smile on her face forever. And she kept Tobias in a jar by her bed until he died from starvation.

So as you may can tell, you're Tobias and I will END you, so watch out, Mosquito Boy.

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P.S. The day will come when you will bow down to me, Death mote.

"You have to be odd to be number one." - Dr. Seuss
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Dear: Nameless

Sorry, wrong person. Your OWL delivered this to me, not tobias. I've sent your letter back, along with this explanation.

-Kaegen Deathmote, Fens-Born Scarf-Wielder. He who was called fat tadpole as a babe, suicidal idjit as a toddler and he who earned the name Eeh before arriving at Hogwarts. Friend of Eris, Chaos-Born First-Avenger, companion to November, Deathmote-kin. Assistant to Professor Lear under the authority of himself. He who was made prefect of ravenclaw under the authority of the black burn and sir happiness. He whose names are given authority by Grandfather, whose authority is given him by the conqueror of the 14th dark place.
Shade-Beacon, Master of the Castle of Avarice
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*SCREEECH NOISE*

LOOK HERE, MOSQUITO BOY!! You know DARN Well I'm talking ABOUT YOU. I WILL GET YOU BAD AND YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO MEEEEE, YOU HERE???

THERE WILL BE NO MERCY ON THE WICKEDDDDD!!!

Beware of my future greatness, vampire. Sink your dirty teeth into any of my friends and you will GET MY WRATHHHHHHH!!


Unsigned by STILL Your Worst Nightmare


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"You have to be odd to be number one." - Dr. Seuss
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To: Demon

Why didn't you say who you are in the letter? You are the only student in hogwarts that calls me mosquito boy, it's not hard to figure out.

On that note, your previous letter was directed at a evil overlord by the name of tobias, not myself. You must be getting your letters confused. If you are having trouble, please contact myself, or a fellow prefect and we can set you up with a folder or something.

-Kaegen Deathmote, Fens-Born Scarf-Wielder. He who was called fat tadpole as a babe, suicidal idjit as a toddler and he who earned the name Eeh before arriving at Hogwarts. Friend of Eris, Chaos-Born First-Avenger, companion to November, Deathmote-kin. Assistant to Professor Lear under the authority of himself. He who was made prefect of ravenclaw under the authority of the black burn and sir happiness. He whose names are given authority by Grandfather, whose authority is given him by the conqueror of the 14th dark place.
Shade-Beacon, Master of the Castle of Avarice
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IT'S CALLED SYMBOLISM, YOU SKUNK BAG!!! YOU REPRESENT HIM DYING AND TURNING INTO A DUMB MOSQUITO, AND YOU KNOW IT, DON'T YOU PLAY DUMB WITH ME, OR I WI MAKE YOU PAY!!!!

I don't care what your stupid long name is. My tongue would DIE trying to say all of that. Mosquito is more EASIER ON THE TONGUE, PEASANT!!

I WILL RID HOGWARTS OF YOUR INFESTATION ONE DAYYYYY!!


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P.S. STOP CALLING ME DEMON!!!
P.P.S. If you do, I will END YOU

"You have to be odd to be number one." - Dr. Seuss
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Dear: Demon

I'm not sure if you just keep forgetting and then remembering what you call me, or if skunk bag is somehow an insult, but for the sake of clarity, pick one and stick with it.

In addition to this, it seems you failed History of Magic, because I can find no reference to a thomas turning into a mosquito, and you made it seem like a rather big event. I can't symbolize what doesn't exist.

So what you're saying is that you write with your tongue? I've always used my hands, myself. No wonder your handwriting is so poor. Or rather your tonguewriting, I suppose.

-Kaegen Deathmote, Fens-Born Scarf-Wielder. He who was called fat tadpole as a babe, suicidal idjit as a toddler and he who earned the name Eeh before arriving at Hogwarts. Friend of Eris, Chaos-Born First-Avenger, companion to November, Deathmote-kin. Assistant to Professor Lear under the authority of himself. He who was made prefect of ravenclaw under the authority of the black burn and sir happiness. He whose names are given authority by Grandfather, whose authority is given him by the conqueror of the 14th dark place.
Shade-Beacon, Master of the Castle of Avarice
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Did you just ROAST ME AND MY HANDWRITING?? I DON'T NOT WRITE WITH MY TONGUE, FOOL! EVERYTHING THAT YOU SAY IS DUMB AND STUPID, JUST LIKE YOU!!!

AND BTW, I made that story UP and his name is not THOMAS IT'S TOBIAS YOU piece of GRASSHOPPER DUNG!!

AND STOP CALLING ME DEMONNNNNNNNN, I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO STOP, YOU CREEPY PREFECT!!! You have no right to NAME ME LIKE... LIKE SOMETHING YOU NAME. FOOL!

FOOL FOOL FOOL FOOOOLLLL

And SKUNK BAG IS THE BEST INSULT FOR A DIRT COVERED MOSQUITO LIKE YOU, BECAUSE YOU STINK

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"You have to be odd to be number one." - Dr. Seuss
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Dear: Demon

I haven't roasted anything in quite some time, the servants usually have the food prepared in the great hall. Besides, I doubt your handwriting would taste very good, roasted or otherwise. Considering double negatives equal a positive, I assume that means you verified that you write with your tongue? I must ask, are your fingers deficient? They seem so much more dexterous.

If you made the story up, does it matter what I call him?

Why? You said yourself your parents called you demon. I think the name suits you, and am doing likewise. Besides, your reasoning behind me stopping is simply because you say so. That doesn't make much logical sense.

Does saying it more often make it more effective? Is it even effective at all? What's the point of writing it in all caps over and over?

So it is an insult, then? Is it supposed to hurt my feelings? I'm honestly not sure.

-Kaegen Deathmote, Fens-Born Scarf-Wielder. He who was called fat tadpole as a babe, suicidal idjit as a toddler and he who earned the name Eeh before arriving at Hogwarts. Friend of Eris, Chaos-Born First-Avenger, companion to November, Deathmote-kin. Assistant to Professor Lear under the authority of himself. He who was made prefect of ravenclaw under the authority of the black burn and sir happiness. He whose names are given authority by Grandfather, whose authority is given him by the conqueror of the 14th dark place.
Shade-Beacon, Master of the Castle of Avarice
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You're RUDE and I can put my words in ALL CAPS IF I WANT TO. My fingers are not whatever you just said, my fingers look better than yours, and it DOES matter what you call my characters!!

You are slower than the slowest snail, you're so oblivious that even a blind person sees clearer than you.

Put some respect on my NAME. Call me SKYLAR, NOT DEMON. None of the letters in demon is even in my name! And my parents only called me demon ONE time, and it was when I first showed my magic powers! You have no right to call me anything except my government name, you mosquito bite! You better watch out!

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"You have to be odd to be number one." - Dr. Seuss
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Rudeness happens to be subjective. Nothing I've said has been without cause, unlike the unusual slideshow of bizarre names you're calling me.

I would reply to that comment, however, I happened to not have been staring at your fingers, and will therefore have to take your word that yours look better.

An average snail, according to this book, moves at 0.029 Mph. The very fact I haven't failed all my grades is proof that my average walking speed far exceeds this. Being oblivious is not noticing, it has only little to do with not seeing. Many blind people are very aware of their surroundings. The bats that lived in the fens could navigate far better than I, and they were flying in the thickest parts of the fog. Perhaps you should research a little bit before throwing around accusations.

If you want me to respect your name, earn it. Names don't get respect simply by existing. The authority of my name originates with the conqueror of the 14th dark place, can you say the same? I don't know what a government name is, but if your previous statements are anything to go by, it means nothing of importance.

Are you calling me an itchy bump, or the act of a mosquito perforating your skin? Are you sure you're even a ravenclaw?

-Kaegen Deathmote, Fens-Born Scarf-Wielder. He who was called fat tadpole as a babe, suicidal idjit as a toddler and he who earned the name Eeh before arriving at Hogwarts. Friend of Eris, Chaos-Born First-Avenger, companion to November, Deathmote-kin. Assistant to Professor Lear under the authority of himself. He who was made prefect of ravenclaw under the authority of the black burn and sir happiness. He whose names are given authority by Grandfather, whose authority is given him by the conqueror of the 14th dark place.
Shade-Beacon, Master of the Castle of Avarice
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