Reverse Would You Rather

In this WYR game, instead someone gives an answer and the next makes up a question for it and says a random answer.

Example:

Person 1:
Spaghetti with french fries.

Person 2:
Would you rather date a whale with three eyes or spaghetti with french fries?
Cyclops for slippers.

Person 3:
Would you rather have gross toenails or wear cyclops for slippers everywhere?
Swim in lava.

Person 4:
Would you rather swim in lava or drown in spit?
Gucci flip flops.


I'll start:

Throw hamburgers at lions.
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Would you rather eat slimy septic sewer gunk or drink battery acid?

Burn baby dolls.
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Would you rather help your best friend smash precious diamonds or save the world from hunger in a healthy way?
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Love a demon with glittery hair and cat eyes

"Give me a reason to stay."

Katherine A. Manheim
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Would you rather... reverse everything so now you must love people you hated or love a demon with glittery hair and cat eyes?

Send owls to all people on Hio with the words: "Hello, I have never read Harry Potter and the... um, what was it, Floss-Over's Stone and the other books, and all your RP's are crap."

Don't you dare mess with me!
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Lol I messed the game up, my bad.

Would you rather... reverse everything so now you must love people you hated or love a demon with glittery hair and cat eyes?

Red balloons filled with candy.
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Hm, no offense... yes, I know, you probably have offense if that's in front of a sentence. My bad. But... why did you ignore what I wrote? Just asking... no idea how to put this politely. :grin: 

Don't you dare mess with me!
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( Oh, my bad. Your answer was really long and i thought you were just saying something. )

Would you rather Send owls to all people on Hio with the words: "Hello, I have never read Harry Potter and the... um, what was it, Floss-Over's Stone and the other books, and all your RP's are crap." or save hungry kids in a poor country?

( lol how the gane works is the answer you chose is the answer to the WYR question )

Get chased by Barney with a knife in a dark empty hospital.
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Yes, I know, that was my answer, sorry... I tend to give too long answers. 
Would you rather get chased by Ember Jones with a wand in a dark empty Hogwarts corridor or get chased by Barney with a knife in a dark empty hospital? 

Eat ten tons of French fries. 

Don't you dare mess with me!
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Would you rather eat ten tons of french fries, or drink seven gallons of milkshake?

Get hit on by Magnus Bane

"Give me a reason to stay."

Katherine A. Manheim