Bad Advice

Just eat peanuts. It tastes the same.

I can’t get my hat off my head.

Then just take a knife and cut your hat, that way you won't need to care about that thing anymore.

I want to have deep singing.

Attack it back, it will be scared and stop attacking you. For example, if your pup bites you, bite it back.

The weather keeps changing and it is really bothersome.

Stay inside, you won't have to see it!

My room is a mess and I don't want to clean it.

Simple. Use a hammer to break your room.

My sister is sick but I'm really tired.

Complain about your problems and how they're worse than hers. She'll feel better in no time!

I want to go to a concert but I'm too broke for tickets. How do I sneak in?

Pff easy. Cast Avada Kedavra on the people who check ticket. Remember to destroy your wand as destroying the evidence.

My roleplay partner wrote 2k words in a post, and I'm afraid it will turn to 10k very soon...

Say that you can't read. That way, they'd just give up

Someone stole all my pokemon cards, how do I get them back?

Steal someone else's pokemon cards, then lock them in a safe so no one can steal them.

My dog keeps licking me. What do I do?