Bad Advice

Go to the dog and puff out your chest to show your dominance so the dog will be to scared of you to bark at night. 

I think all of my friends hate me

Be mean to them until they tell you that they hate you, so you know they hate you instead of thinking it.

I made a funny face and now my face is stuck this way. What do I do?

Use some tape and staplers to "fix your face up" the right way

I'm afraid of the dark, what do I do to stop myself from being scared?

If you’re scared of the dark, all you have to do is become the dark. No need to be scared of yourself!

There is a buzzing In my right ear and I don’t know what to do?
Seriously, it’s freaking me out and I can’t sleep. 

Scream at the top of your lungs to block out the buzzing.

I put a slice of cheese into my Xbox instead of a disk and now it's broken. How do I fix it?

Well, that’s because the Xbox is waiting for other ingredients so it can make a sandwich for you! Just put in some meat, veggies, and slices of bread and it should work (and you have a sandwich made for you )

I never want to leave my bed in the morning 

Super glue the bed to your body, so you never have to leave when you do stuff!

My dog snores too loudly when I'm trying to do work.

Super glue the bed to your body, so you never have to leave when you do stuff!

My dog snores too loudly when I'm trying to do work.

Stick feathers up his nose. Then he'll stop snoring.

I broke my phone...what do I do to make sure no one finds out?

Break everyone elses phone so you're not the only one!

It's almost finals week and I'm having trouble sleeping, what do I do?