~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted, but your friends are allergic to you.

I wish that wishes were incorruptable.

Granted! But then nobody wishes for anything.

I wish I never procrastinated...

Granted, but you still have literally nothing to do so that's still procrastination...

I wish I could bring back my dead best friend to life ):

Granted! But now she is in a coma until she dies again. I'm so sorry about this, also I'm sorry for your friend. If he/she are real, if not then you fooled me.

I wish that for Gnadalf The Grey to be a professor at Hogwarts...

Granted but he ain't nice

I have nothing to wish for so I wish for a reasonable wish

@Anthony Kingsmage, yes, he's real and he really died.
Granted, but nobody is able to corrupt your wish.

I wish I get good marks in my upcoming science test, especially in physics

@Ash Brown in that case I send my sincerest condolences to you.

Granted! But then you fail every other test for the rest of the year.

I wish that I could skip wait times at any theme park...

Granted! But they can only be the ones for 2-year-olds.

I wish I could eat anything I want without gaining weight

Granted,but everytime you eat something your brain imagines you eating cockroaches

I wish i didn't have stats cap and they grew on their own

Welp, it's no better than before.

I wish I can have another cat