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Have you considered burning down the house? 

The kids at my school give me a headache, what can I do?

Brynlee Avalon Sage, Future Auror
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In the spirit of your advice, have you considered burning them?

I've lost my keys.

The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'
Stamina: 10 | Evasion: 7 | Strength: 11 | Wisdom: 8 | Arcane Power: 6 | Accuracy: 8
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Go look in the freezer, they might be there.

My co-worker is annoying me.

~Everything happens for a reason~
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Reply to your co-worker only using lyrics from meme songs.

I am feeling lonely, what should i do?

"Muggle culture is so fascinating!"
Strength 1 | Agility 7 | Control 13 | Stamina 9
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Reducio
Sapphire Riddle wrote: 17 Mar 2019, 13:44 Drink Koko's poisoned tea. That way, you won't have reason to be depressed because the pain will be gone! And so will you... :evil:

My mother is everpresent...

Sapphire, that’s harsh!




Go read a book.

I feel like I’m broke on here.

[pc] koko riddle · 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' · cyrus darsel [inpc]
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Of course, the most logical thing to do is to cut your money into pieces, you'll have more of it.

My mom told me I have to do my chores, but what can I do to avoid them?

"your loss, baby !!"
stamina 10 | evasion 7 | strength 6 | wisdom 7 | arcpower 6 | accuracy 9
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Of course, the only sane conclusion is to become her mother and make her do the chores.

My clothes are becoming too small for me, what should I do?

Sincerely, Finn Valois
STR: 3 | AG: 15 | CTRL: 7 | STMNA: 5
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Simple, cut them up to fit you better!

I am craving something sweet, but have nothing in the house, what should I do?

~Everything happens for a reason~
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Simple call them a liar in front of an entire group of people and I'm sure you'll not only get the attention you deserve you'll also make a new friend out of the person you called a liar

I have a large cut in my hand and it aches every time I touch it how do I cure this stinging sensation

Stamina: 7 | Evasion: 10 | Strength: 6 | Wisdom: 8 | Arcane Power: 8 | Accuracy: 6
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Just cut off your hand! No more cut!

My iPad is never charged for school, what should I do? 

Brynlee Avalon Sage, Future Auror