It's not as bad as you think!
To, Maria Madeline and Vincent Oakley
11 Fittlebiey
Aberdeen, Scotland
Hello mum and dad from Hogwarts!! This is my first official letter to you from the owlery, and i'm ECSTATIC. The first time i stepped in here i immediately thought of how you two met. Mum said "It was like meeting someone i already knew, we didn't need any introductions and yet i wanted to know everything about him." and dad said "I saw her standing with her owl - the sun hitting her just right. It was like spotting an angel. I couldn't take my eyes off her." Maybe that'll happen with me.. (I'm kidding because i know dad'll go lecturing me on significant others
). Anywho, the sorting happened! And I got sorted into Slytherin! I expected to be put in Hufflepuff i swear i was practically wishing with every bone in my body to hear the bloody hat say "Hufflepuff." And I know that's the house you guys were both put in, and mimi and pa, and cousin Serenity and Misty, AND nanny Wilchester... but it's all going to work out. 
Love, Delphine
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Scotland
11 Fittlebiey
Aberdeen, Scotland
Hello mum and dad from Hogwarts!! This is my first official letter to you from the owlery, and i'm ECSTATIC. The first time i stepped in here i immediately thought of how you two met. Mum said "It was like meeting someone i already knew, we didn't need any introductions and yet i wanted to know everything about him." and dad said "I saw her standing with her owl - the sun hitting her just right. It was like spotting an angel. I couldn't take my eyes off her." Maybe that'll happen with me.. (I'm kidding because i know dad'll go lecturing me on significant others
). Anywho, the sorting happened! And I got sorted into Slytherin! I expected to be put in Hufflepuff i swear i was practically wishing with every bone in my body to hear the bloody hat say "Hufflepuff." And I know that's the house you guys were both put in, and mimi and pa, and cousin Serenity and Misty, AND nanny Wilchester... but it's all going to work out. Love, Delphine
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Scotland
Delphine Madeline