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Don't do it. Always best to leave it right until the last minute and hand it in unfinished.

What do I do about my very messy house?
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ignore it. If you don't have a pet, buy one so you can make an excuse to your parents that the trash makes your pet happy. if its not happy, force it to be..

i have anxiety.

"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me."
- Harry Potter
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Just stop it

My dog is being weird...

"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." -John Mulaney
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Be weird back! You'll start a trend!

I want 5000000 galleons.

two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
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Rob Gringotts Bank

I’m lactose intolerant...

Curiosity Killed the Cat
| STA: 7 | EVA: 6 | STR: 4 | WIS: 10 | ARC: 6 | ACC: 7 | Dhampir & Perfectionist
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Drink a galleon of milk and see if it improves.

My dog is keeps farting on me.
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Just don’t breath for the rest of your life 

People think my hair is too long

"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." -John Mulaney
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Cosplay as Rapunzel. That should help!

I have truckloads of homework today!

[pc] koko riddle · 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' · cyrus darsel [inpc]
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Tell the truck drivers that you're too young to drive and you cant accept the trucks so they must be returned to the warehouse.

I'm really shy, I'd rather read a book than talk to a person but I want to open up more. How do I do that?

*Bert Jones is male but his writer is not keep in mind while messaging
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break a world record (Preferably the most dangerous ones like balancing the most heavy car on your head) and then people will talk to you because you are now so famous and therefore, you must talk to them.

I hate all kinds of people

"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me."
- Harry Potter