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Jump off a cliff, then you won’t have to worry about the rest of the week.

I need to leave the void of inactive players.

Memory is all we are. Moments and feelings, captured in amber, strung on filaments of reason. Take a man’s memories and you take all of him. Chip away a memory at a time and you destroy him as surely as if you hammered nail after nail through his skull
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Koko Riddle wrote: 10 Feb 2019, 22:15 You didn't actually, did you!?!
No I didn't xD

"If you can't fight them, join them!" Soo also be inactive

I have depression

"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me."
- Harry Potter
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Go talk to the nearest person next to you. Chances are he is depressed too. You surely won’t have an akward conversatio.

I need to find a new wand.

Memory is all we are. Moments and feelings, captured in amber, strung on filaments of reason. Take a man’s memories and you take all of him. Chip away a memory at a time and you destroy him as surely as if you hammered nail after nail through his skull
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Ask someone in a bar(Preferably the Leaky cauldron) and ask,"I'll show you my wand if you show me yours" Emphasize on the wand bit. When they see you don't have a wand, they will buy on for you out of the compassion of their hearts.

I have the urge to fortnite dance in public

Magic is simply a miracle unexplained by science
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Just do it, who is stopping you ?

I need a Hufflepuf to become the next dark lady.

Memory is all we are. Moments and feelings, captured in amber, strung on filaments of reason. Take a man’s memories and you take all of him. Chip away a memory at a time and you destroy him as surely as if you hammered nail after nail through his skull
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I'm right here you know.

Saw a Reddit post saying hp fans are British weebs. What do I do with this information?

Magic is simply a miracle unexplained by science
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Embrace it! People outside of this fandom will NEVER understand. If they want to call us British weebs, let them. We know what we really are... British weebs.

I have no motivation to get out of bed. Why should I?

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.
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Think about all the tiring things you have to do. Get up!

My dog dropped a big one on my carpet. Family will be home in minutes. Help!

Magic is simply a miracle unexplained by science
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say that is your new carpet decoration....


I'm obsessed with a boy band and now im suffering.

"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me."
- Harry Potter
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For an obsession with a girl band to balance it out!

I need sleep

[pc] koko riddle · 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' · cyrus darsel [inpc]