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Your dream, Kayla?

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Okay, uh, to revive this, let's say Kayla's dream is to finally discover what her dream is xD 

Because Hogwarst is magical, you suddenly know what your dream is. Magic! 

During my time at Hogwarst, I want to become the best Quidditch player the school has ever seen

I am not, as chosen in my profile, female, but agender. I use the pronouns they/them. Thanks.
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You become the best Quidditch player, but only if you massage every Professor's EXPOSED feet every night.

At Hogwarst, I want to discover the source of magic!
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You discover the source of magic, but it's too powerful and you have to be Obliviate-d. Bad luck :( 

At Hogwarst, I want to write a novel, publish it and have lots of students read it

I am not, as chosen in my profile, female, but agender. I use the pronouns they/them. Thanks.
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You do, but it's your diary with your most embarrassing and sensitive entries.

At Hogwarts, I want to find a way to unite muggles and wizards.
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You find a way to unite them. This is a weird half-breed mixture thingy called "wuggles". 

At Hogwarst, I want to become accepted with my gender identity (agender).

I am not, as chosen in my profile, female, but agender. I use the pronouns they/them. Thanks.
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(Aren't muggles and wizards called Half-Bloods already?)
You do but then people discard the concept of genders.

At Hogwarst, I want to study to become a professor of Magic Theory.
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You do become a professor, but no one is interested in your class. You stand forlornly in an abandoned classroom every day just waiting for someone to show up.

At Hogwarst, I want to have more friends.

C. Quinn
and until we meet again.
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You get more friends, but they are all plants.
Plants are friends!!!

At Hogwarst, I want to steal the Headmaster's hat.

In omnia parata.
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Yasss plants are friends!!

It will happen during your graduation day because you certainly don't want to wear the basic witch hat every student have to toss up in the air, no! You're going to steal the Headmaster's hat on stage, just in time for the photography to be taken, then you will fly away as quickly as possible because you don't want to face the consequences of that outrageous act, aren't you ashamed?!

My wish is to fit in with the cool kids in Hogwarst.