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OH MAI GAAAAH :LOL: IMPOSTER!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SWEET INNOCENT STELLA??!!

It's fine, you don't need your soul. But if you really want ur soul back, I think theres a dark ritual that requires 10 virgin sacrifices to get it back.

The sweet innocent Stella insulted me! Have i corrupted her? WHAT DO I DO?!

~ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖π•ͺ π•Žπ•šπ•₯𝕀π•₯π• π•Ÿπ•–
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You slowly weep to death.

I can't find a library book, what do I do?

Everyone is unique in their own special way.
-Sabrina Firestorm
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Burn the library down then try to find the book afterward.

I keep knocking things over. What should I do?

"Pineapples are in my head, got nobody 'cos I'm brain dead" ~Glass Animals
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Burn them all, then no one will notice you knocking them over!

My pillow is too flat! How can I make it more comfortable?

[pc] koko riddle Β· 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' Β· cyrus darsel [inpc]
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Of course you burn the pillow, then sleep with cotton balls as your new more comfortable pillow

There's an annoying song stuck in my head and I can't get it out, WHAT DO I DO?!?

"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me."
- Harry Potter
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Sing it more, of course! No literally that’s what I do. Not that it helps any.

My dog seems to like eating glasses! Help!

[pc] koko riddle Β· 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' Β· cyrus darsel [inpc]
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Feed it Harry Potter's glasses, then he will get mad and cast a spell on your dog so it will stop eating glasses that will totally help a lot

I have stage fright...

"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me."
- Harry Potter
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Eat too much so that your stomach REALLY hurts while onstage--thats sure to take your mind off if it!

[pc] koko riddle Β· 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' Β· cyrus darsel [inpc]
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I stress eat, what should I do?

two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
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stop eating and start stealing

I need more respect more! More!! MORE!!!

Marian Lynch
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