Bad Advice

You put the bacon on the pan and turn the heat all the way up, then you let it sit for two hours and then pour lots of oil and water in it

I’m having a writers block

Stop writing and give up...

I kissed a girl and don’t know what to do.

Take a bag of flour and pour them all over you 

Im lonelyyyyyyy

Lock yourself in a room with Londen...

I keep shipping my friends

(Umm it’s Londyn btw)

Oof... Just ship yourself with every single one of your friends and shout the ships at them. Then it might actually make you stop.

I don’t know how to stop crushing on straight girls.

Cut his tongue out...


I keep falling asleep in math class

Fall asleep in all your other classes, so you won't be tired in math!

I need more friends

Just make a soup with: Toothpaste, raw chicken, paint, and vomit! The recipe works! Btw it’s from one of 
Roahl Dahl’s books.

I have jiu jistsu today and I’m probably going to partner up with this weirdo... what do I do?
(Lily, you know who I’m talking about)

call londeyn

I keep having to snap my friend out of her daydreams(Jane)

Put her in a coma so you don't have to worry about it for a while

I always get bored in my Literature class