Bad Advice

Try to get in trouble for things you've done yourself instead. At least it's fair then.

I killed Kaegen and I'm gonna be expelled.

Try to get him to throw up, or you know, wait for it to come out the other way.

It's freezing cold and I have no heat.

Throw a tantrum and steal everyone else's lucky pens.

I want to be a cat.

Curl up on a stranger's lap and purr very loudly. Spin around 3 times and that should do the trick.

My brother stole my carpet and won't give it back. What do I do?

Get yourself a new carpet and hit him with it thirteen times, then take back both carpets and saunter off.

I want to hold my presentation today, but my whole group doesn't because they hate doing something in front of the class. 

Simple, Blackmail them.

I got detention, what do i do?

Run around cursing at teachers and throwing dungbombs at everyone. That would fix it,

I keep failing my classes, what do I do?

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I keep dying in fortnite, what do i do?

(No, I cant)

Just go outside the circle and stay there every time you play!

I don’t have enough money to buy christmas presents

Steal them from the store!

I have a test tomorrow and I didn't study, it's almost midnight...