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Hide a pumpkin in a brownie...?

I don't wanna go to my PE class.

Stamina: 8 Evasion: 8 Strength: 6 Wisdom: 6 Arcane Power: 6 Accuracy: 6
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Haha same
Go into the gym, say, “I don’t want to attend class so I’m not going to,” and run away before you can get into trouble

I don’t want to do homework

Honestly, why do people judge? People need to learn to accept. To look past race, gender, age, sexuality, and appearances. To be open-minded. To give people a chance. To rid their hearts of hate and learn to love others for who they are. That is my wish.
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Say your fish ate it while making full eye-contact with the teacher with a straight face.

How do I make sure my best friends dog loves me more then he loves my best friend?

charlise xoxo
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It's easier to let go of unhealthy habits if you do them A LOT one last time. So you should burn your house (and probably a loved pet, just to be safe).

How can I help my mum tell my dad she wants to divorce him?
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Take all of the medicine you can find in your house. All of it. You're bound to feel better in the hour.

Halloween is tonight. I don't have a costume, and my house is scarce on costume resources. Help.
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Tear it even more apart. Then tape the bits to your face and body with duct tape.

I wish every day of the year was Halloween. 

Don't you dare mess with me!
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Only wear extremely elaborate costumes from now on.

I own too many books, my shelves are overflowing.
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Just burn all of your books
I relate so much never burn your books kids

I wish there could be new Harry Potter books!
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then write your own 

i cant wait for my animes to start

LOVE
Luna
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Why wait do an original cosplay and go out to the world ad an a brand new original anime character.

I am homebound due to an illness and I am not allowed to leave the house as to not to get more sick or infect others and I'm sick of being trapped at home a penny for your thoughts?