Bad Advice

(I AM A SHADOWHUNTER FAN!!)

Then just leave it and play your songs with one less strings!

I can’t find my wand.

(Absolutely not! Why, did I make a reference I don't know about? That's really funny though )

Let it eat you! It's a great and rare opportunity to learn more about a very interesting creature's digestive system.

How can I learn to be a better cook?

Stella Rose wrote: 28 Oct 2018, 18:15 (Haha, whoops! I only know about Shadowhunters because...well, it's a long story.)

Burn everything you make so you can know what not to do!

My sister is being loud and I'm trying to write in peace, how do I make her shut up?

Throw her off the stairs 'accidentally'


I forgetting where I left my keys, how can I remember?

Stella Rose wrote: 28 Oct 2018, 18:28 Go into your house and get your metal detector! Duh! Oh...wait... (Assuming those were house keys?)

I owe my brother twenty bucks. How do I get out of it?

(Haha yes House keys, but how do I get into my house if I've lost the keys?)

Obliviate him and make him forget you owe him (actually seems not too bad, or am I just mean...?)

I spilled chocolate milk on my white blouse, what now?

Stella Rose wrote: 28 Oct 2018, 19:00 Spill chocolate milk on the rest of you so it's all evened out.

I'm bored.

Just be un-bored..

I want to write a book

Then drop the pumpkin real hard. Everything will come out all at once!

I have a nail biting problem

Stella Rose wrote: 28 Oct 2018, 20:43 Cut off your fingers and you won't have any more nails to bite!

I dropped the pumpkin and now I owe my brother another pumpkin. How do I get a new one?

Try turning him into a pumpkin


I think my owl hates me, what do I do?

Tell your parents your brother turned you into a pumpkin so he gets punished.

My friend is supposed to arrive at my house in 10 minutes, but I am not showered nor have I eaten, and I still need to walk my dog. What do I do?

Write it. Duh.

Someone just sent me a strange looking owl. When I opened it, there was some really dodgy looking potion inside... What do I do?

Roll your pumpkin body in the kitchen and let your family eat you so you can finally have some peace.

How can I ditch school for the day?