Ridiculously wrong answers!

Use it as a drum by hitting it with your foot

Why do we have voices?

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Ridiculously wrong answers!
to see those who fly above, duh.

What do I use to write with?

Dane L. Hawethorne

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Your fingers which substitute for a marker, and water is the ink

why do birds wake me up so early?

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Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because our eyes will disappear

What is in a song?

"You know sometimes in life, things just ain't meant to be."

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Banana pudding

What is wind?

-Adder was here

Ridiculously wrong answers!
a pigeon talking

What is a bird?

S H O P |Kind heart ♡, brave soul ꩜ , fierce mind. ☆

E N C Y | sta 10 • eva 10 • str 9 • wis 10 • arc 7 • acc 10 | I N P C

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Government drones

Why is ice cold?

-Adder was here

Ridiculously wrong answers!
because it isn't hot

why do birds fly?

S H O P |Kind heart ♡, brave soul ꩜ , fierce mind. ☆

E N C Y | sta 10 • eva 10 • str 9 • wis 10 • arc 7 • acc 10 | I N P C

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because if they don't fly, they get shot down from the sky by the bird gods.

Why is fire hot?

"Don't Say You Can't Until You Prove You Can't."

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because it isn't cold.

What does a woodchuck chuck if it doesn't chuck wood?

Fearless | Calming Presence | E.L. | Prodigal Transfiguration
ST: 9 | EV: 9 | STR: 3 | WI: 8 | ARC: 9 | ACC: 11
Caretaker: A. P. Finch | iNPC: Yasha V.