Ruining Good Things

It got ran over by a car

I became a billionaire

You drop it all in a sewer by accident

I got free boba and ramen!

You drop it on the floor

I have no school tomorrow, no practice, can stay home, don't need to study

You forget everything you ever learned the next time you have school

The person in front of us at a restaurant paid for our meal

you didnt notice and paid money anyway

I won a quidditch match

Oh yay, you get all sweaty

I GOT FOOD

I ATE IT MWHAHA

I finally finished my trainer card!

You have to do it all over because something happened to it

Today is my first day of summer!

the weather is so hot wait actually?!

I finally found a good book

You drop it in water before you get to finish it yep!

I just got a new phone!