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The longer the better, right?

What do I need to do to be productive in my spare time?

Ezekiel Brooke Aspen;; First Year, Ravenclaw
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Play video games.Β 

I'm addicted to writing.Β 

Don't you dare mess with me!
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You should quit. Try alcohol instead.

I would like to see an exhibition on pointillism but my partner has a phobia of circles. What should I do?

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner, that I love London soooo!
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Tell them they need to face their fears and take them anyway, especially if it's a VERY intense fear. It'll definitely make them feel better.

I'm too shy.

Stamina: 8 Evasion: 8 Strength: 6 Wisdom: 6 Arcane Power: 6 Accuracy: 6
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Use a mannequin that looks like you to make everyone think that you are awake.

Help, I'm drowning under the pillows and blankets that I put on myself

~ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖π•ͺ π•Žπ•šπ•₯𝕀π•₯π• π•Ÿπ•–
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Throw the computer out the window! Destruction solves everything.
(I’m not a computer genius, but if it’s a simple virus, then maybe you could easily find an application that caused it)

How do I become physically stronger?

Ezekiel Brooke Aspen;; First Year, Ravenclaw
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Eat more, exercise less.

My hair is a mess, but whenever I fix my hair, it looks awkward.

~ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖π•ͺ π•Žπ•šπ•₯𝕀π•₯π• π•Ÿπ•–
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Then don't brush it.

How can I become faster at running?

{"Mistakes are forgivable if one has the courage to admit them." Bruce lee} Eri Windstone.
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Ask someone crazy to do it for you

I want to look amazing for Halloween Party

Lars Anderson
-Astra inclinant, sed non obligant-
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Leave it title-less. It'll have more panache.

My room is messy. I'm too lazy to tidy. What should I do?