Bad Advice

Blame it on that suspiciously innocent bystander watching you from afar with a smirk on his face.

The world is ending.

Pretend it's not Harley Witstone, and don't blame it on that person.

The police noticed me.

Stop laughing, and turn yourself in.

The police are touching me. ~GERMS~

Stop laughing, and ask for a pat down yourself.

I asked for sanitizer, but they said no.

Blame yourself for not putting it in a safer place.

I did that, and now I'm unconscious.

Do the same thing that I did when they find it.

I feel like this is starting to morph into a crack rp game, what should we do?

Good luck, because I have no more idea's.

My mum says get off my computer. I have to leave, but I don't want to. What should I do?

Turn it into a dance competition.
*dobbity-dap-tippity-tap-waddle-daddle-bang*
Okay, I'm a terrible dancer, what do I do?

Don't practice at all just sit down and watch other people dance

I have a headache and I don't know how to stop it what do I do?

Bleach your eyes.

NO ONE WANTS TO JOIN MY CLUB