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Cats have always loved me even though I hate them because they scratched me a lot when I was a kid and now they consider me their portable scratching post and their movable cat treat and I am actually allergic to them, so when they get near me I sneeze and sneeze and sneeze and my face gets red and itchy and I hate it because...

Cats have always loved me even though I hate them because they scratched me a lot when I was a kid and now they consider me their portable scratching post and their movable cat treat and I am actually allergic to them, so when they get near me I sneeze and sneeze and sneeze and my face gets red and itchy and I hate it because it makes me feel like an itchy tomatoe with serious problems and I yell lots of random things when this happens like "Urgle blurgle splash" or even "poo-poo-kachoo" and it is hard to control these things because it just all happens so fast through this reaction and I just...

In a land far far away, there was a creepy clown who lived in the sewers, his name was Timmy, and he had the face of the Joker from Batman, stapled on because a rabid squirrel ripped it off once, and he liked to eat little children's fingers and call them fluffy...

In a land far far away, there was a creepy clown who lived in the sewers, his name was Timmy, and he had the face of the Joker from Batman, stapled on because a rabid squirrel ripped it off once, and he liked to eat little children's fingers and call them fluffy little marshmallows because he loved marshmallows and thought little children's fingers tasted like marshmallows so...

In a land far far away, there was a creepy clown who lived in the sewers, his name was Timmy, and he had the face of the Joker from Batman, stapled on because a rabid squirrel ripped it off once, and he liked to eat little children's fingers and call them fluffy little marshmallows because he loved marshmallows and thought little children's fingers tasted like marshmallows so his BFF Pennywise had to stop by and talk some sense into him, and he said "You should really eat the whole thing, food waste is bad," to which Timmy responded...

In a land far far away, there was a creepy clown who lived in the sewers, his name was Timmy, and he had the face of the Joker from Batman, stapled on because a rabid squirrel ripped it off once, and he liked to eat little children's fingers and call them fluffy little marshmallows because he loved marshmallows and thought little children's fingers tasted like marshmallows so his BFF Pennywise had to stop by and talk some sense into him, and he said "You should really eat the whole thing, food waste is bad," to which Timmy responded "But I like doing stupid, reckless, and idiotically bad stuff," to which Pennywise just shook his head and pointed out that the whole kid taste like marshmallow don't go just for fingers because....

In a land far far away, there was a creepy clown who lived in the sewers, his name was Timmy, and he had the face of the Joker from Batman, stapled on because a rabid squirrel ripped it off once, and he liked to eat little children's fingers and call them fluffy little marshmallows because he loved marshmallows and thought little children's fingers tasted like marshmallows so his BFF Pennywise had to stop by and talk some sense into him, and he said "You should really eat the whole thing, food waste is bad," to which Timmy responded "But I like doing stupid, reckless, and idiotically bad stuff," to which Pennywise just shook his head and pointed out that the whole kid taste like marshmallow don't go just for fingers because nutrition is important and diet and exercise...

In a land far far away, there was a creepy clown who lived in the sewers, his name was Timmy, and he had the face of the Joker from Batman, stapled on because a rabid squirrel ripped it off once, and he liked to eat little children's fingers and call them fluffy little marshmallows because he loved marshmallows and thought little children's fingers tasted like marshmallows so his BFF Pennywise had to stop by and talk some sense into him, and he said "You should really eat the whole thing, food waste is bad," to which Timmy responded "But I like doing stupid, reckless, and idiotically bad stuff," to which Pennywise just shook his head and pointed out that the whole kid taste like marshmallow don't go just for fingers because nutrition is important and diet and exercise, So its always better make them run by scaring.....

In a land far far away, there was a creepy clown who lived in the sewers, his name was Timmy, and he had the face of the Joker from Batman, stapled on because a rabid squirrel ripped it off once, and he liked to eat little children's fingers and call them fluffy little marshmallows because he loved marshmallows and thought little children's fingers tasted like marshmallows so his BFF Pennywise had to stop by and talk some sense into him, and he said "You should really eat the whole thing, food waste is bad," to which Timmy responded "But I like doing stupid, reckless, and idiotically bad stuff," to which Pennywise just shook his head and pointed out that the whole kid taste like marshmallow don't go just for fingers because nutrition is important and diet and exercise, So its always better make them run by scaring the flipping daylights out of them, and you can achieve that by doing, disturbing belly-dancing while groaning quietly.

I often get headaches around idiotic and needless drama because...