Finish the Sentence

f I got stranded on a lonely island with Arran Magdaleno, I would feed myself to the sharks swimming around us because Arran is really too handsome for me to be around

If I got stranded on a lonely island with Arran Magdaleno, I would feed myself to the sharks swimming around us because Arran is really too handsome for me to be around and also too annoying so I would also feed myself to the piranhas

If I got stranded on a lonely island with Arran Magdaleno, I would feed myself to the sharks swimming around us because Arran is really too handsome for me to be around and also too annoying so I would also feed myself to the piranhas and also throw him in too, because I just can't stand his handsomeness.

(HAHAHAHA) Kit fell in love with Arran

Kit fell in love with Arran but she accidentally was transported across the world from him and when she tried to get back to him

Kit fell in love with Arran but she accidentally was transported across the world from him and when she tried to get back to him it turned out she had been gone for 100 years and everyone had died and also Arran doesn't have a heart which sucks but

Kit fell in love with Arran but she accidentally was transported across the world from him and when she tried to get back to him it turned out she had been gone for 100 years and everyone had died and also Arran doesn't have a heart which sucks but he was dead anyway so it didn’t really matter.

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Snow fell swiftly around them, perfecting the scene

Snow fell swiftly around them, perfecting the scene, but behind them there was an ambomindable snowman and he started trying to eat Arran Magdaleno's green hair but he failed because Arran acted quick and 

Snow fell swiftly around them, perfecting the scene, but behind them there was an abominable snowman and he started trying to eat Arran Magdeleno's green hair but he failed because Arran acted quick and whipped out a tiny plastic water gun, but the snowman didn't care much because it ate said plastic water gun and grunted that it tasted like chocolate frogs, so I ran...

Snow fell swiftly around them, perfecting the scene, but behind them there was an abominable snowman and he started trying to eat Arran Magdeleno's green hair but he failed because Arran acted quick and whipped out a tiny plastic water gun, but the snowman didn't care much because it ate said plastic water gun and grunted that it tasted like chocolate frogs, so I ran toward the castle but I fell in the snow

My book is done and I'm gonna