Bad Advice

Combine the two, make a "ice shake" and go be addicted to that. 

I want to do homework but I only joined the site today.  

Me too, but we can go run around screaming about how much homework sucks anyway. (Lol that rhymed)

I would like a small loan of a million dollars.

Should I clap along?

I was chasing after the snitch in Quidditch and realized that now I'm flying over the Atlantic Ocean. And my broom is broken so I'm falling. Frim 100 feet in the air

Cast a mind spell for someone to steal it for you.

Everytime I drink medicine I get sicker.

Turn it into a reality TV Show called "My Sister Throws Glitter at Me While I Dry Heave".

You forgot it.

Don't use your Remembrall, just keep forgetting it. See where that takes you.

I am so tired, but I can't sleep due to the excitement.

Jump up and down, dunk your head in some cold water, slap yourself, play some rock songs and scream at the top of your voice: "I need to sleep!!! I need to sleep!"

My remembrall is broken.

Let yourself forget things, since it's natural anyway. Forget everything, even how to sleep, talk, read, walk, eat, stalk.

I lost my lucky turtle. And my stomach hurts for some reason...feels HEAVIER than usual.

Swallow a knife and ask
1. Are you in there, turtle?
If yes: 2. Can you cut yourself out with the knife?
Do this in school while everyone is watching. Have fun  

I have this urge to be crazy. 

Ask if you can be issued into a Mental Hospital and be locked in isolation for the rest of your life.

Everytime I look at someone I can't breathe.