Would You Rather....

Wash the dishes with my mouth.

WYR: Yell "Honey, I'm Home!" everytime you enter a building or sing Michael Jackson's Thriller everytime you go to a funeral?

Thriller in a really sad voice.

WYR never eat your favourite food again or never visit your favourite website again?

Favourite website.

Always feels like you’re about to sneeze or always feel like you’re about to poop?

Always feel like your about to sneeze.

WYR: Belt out Glee songs everytime the bell rings, or belt out Wicked songs every time you go to the bathroom?

( I don't know any of those songs. )

Um Wicked.

Eat five raw eggs or ten cooked eggs?

Ten cooked eggs, and then I'll get an allergic shock and die. This is so the wrong question for me. 

WYR call everyone you see PinkHairedPerson or have permanently pink hair? 

Have pink hair. I can shave my head.

Have friends that are richer than you or friends that are smarter than you?

Friends that are richer than you.

WYR: Would you rather burp everytime you speak, or fart every time you kiss someone. (Thank my friend Colten for this one.)

Fart, because my fart smells like dead memes.

Would you rather sleep in a Asylum forever or be trapped in a basement forever? (You get food & water)

Sleep an Asylum

WYR: Be bitten repeatedly by platypi or get stung by wasps forever