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Arran was so handsome that all the ladies in the land died and turned into his zombie servants but

Arran was so handsome that all the ladies in the land died and turned into his zombie servants but only one stayed human and

Arran was so handsome that all the ladies in the land died and turned into his zombie servants but only one stayed human and it definitely wasn't anyone named Kit Manheim but actually his own mother

Arran was so handsome that all the ladies in the land died and turned into his zombie servants but only one stayed human and it definitely wasn't anyone named Kit Manheim but actually his own mother Caroline.

I'm often never afraid, but when I am.....

I'm often never afraid, but when I am I blow balloons that are shaped like deadly pythons

I'm often never afraid, but when I am, I blow up balloons shaped like deadly pythons, and use them to poison the Earth's population so I can maliciously take over the world and also play with Barbie dolls with the Devil because

I'm often never afraid, but when I am, I blow up balloons shaped like deadly pythons and use them to poison the Earth's population so I can maliciously take over the world and also play with Barbie dolls with the Devil because the Devil is actually a girl in disguise.

I am so tired that I

I'm often never afraid, but when I am, I blow up balloons shaped like deadly pythons and use them to poison the Earth's population so I can maliciously take over the world and also play with Barbie dolls with the Devil because the Devil is actually a girl in disguise.

I am so tired that I started sleeping with open eyes, but the problem is 

I am so tired that I started sleeping with open eyes, but the problem is I have boils on my butt

I am so tired that I started sleeping with open eyes, but the problem is I have boils on my butt and they look like squeaky little