Would You Rather....

Famous after I die.

Would you rather have no ears or no eyes?

No ears.

Would you rather your shirts be always two sizes too big or one size too small?

Two sizes too big.

Would you rather have more time or more money?

More time (Ignore the more money one!)

Would you rather live your entire life in a virtual reality where all your wishes are granted or in the real world?

Virtual reality to play Fortnite and Roblox.

Would you rather lose all of your teeth or lose one eye?

All my teeth. I could eat Ice cream all day!

Would you rather be the first person to explore a planet or be the inventor of a drug that cures a deadly disease?

Deadly disease.

Would you rather have to announce to everyone when you’re about to fart or when you’re about to pee?

About to pee.

Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere or be able to read minds?

Teleport. To the bathroom.

Would you rather begin every sentence with “According to my calculations,” or end every sentence with “Just kidding.”

According to my calculations.......

Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?