Bad Advice

Walk around with a black plastic bag on your head as a disguise. You will not die at all. 

So many people are slower than me when it comes to answering threads and I'm sitting around waiting. 

just stare at your computer and never blink. I heard it’s a great way to make waiting fun and better

It’s currently 3:09 am and I’m doing muggle homework (Lol a one pager from history), it’s due Tommorow and I’m not finished...

Just write down random words / sentences on your paper. It miiight look like a text...

I get all O's and I'm considered a show-off, what do I do?

Lie about your grades

How do I write?

Just smash your hands against the keyboard, that's what textbook writers do.

I have a bunch of RPGs to reply to but I want to watch Gossip Girl, and I also have homework to do. 

Just write down everything you hear in Gossip Girl while you do your homework.

I have no threads to respond to and I'm bored.

Just randomly reply to threads, but make sure they all say Private in the title

I want to take a nap, but I'm on a date

Leave the date and take a nap on a busy road, then you can nap forever most likely.

I want people to stop assuming that they know what I'm going through mentally. How can I get it through their thick heads that I don't have the same problems. 

Get a golf club and/or baseball bat, and hit them in the head repeatedly. That should make their heads less thick and make it easier for you to get through to them. 

So, I did like you said and took a nap in the middle of a busy road, and my arm got run over with my phone in my hand. So, I can't call 911 or anything, help!!!

Roll further into the middle of the road. Getting run over makes all pain stop once your dead.

People keep calling me Avaris instead of Aravis and won't listen when I correct it how do I get them to say the correct name without hurting their feelings.