~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted! But everyone still thinks your awkward.

I wish for grass

Granted, but it's infested with bloodsucking ticks.

I wish for warmer weather.

Wish granted! The crisp air of early spring vanishes with the telltale signs of a blistering summer. Goodbye cold, hello toasty sun.

O-oh.

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me? Goodness, are you melting? Great Scott! Everything is burning!

I wish I could be a fish.

Granted, but you’re a fish out of water and therefor you can’t breathe

I wish I had a sister

Granted! But she runs away!

I wish for plastic

Granted! But it’s invisible, so you can never find it.

I wish for a Diamond disco ball

Granted! But someone steals it and becomes rich! Oof

I wish for plastic I can see with the naked eye

aw man
Granted! But then you lose the plastic in a field of wheat.

I wish for a snake-shaped disco ball

Granted but it comes to life and it’s poisonous so it bites you

I wish the school busses were replaced with Beaver Buses

Granted but you're expelled from school therefore cannot use them

I wish that I could wish a wish