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get over it.

I have a private boat, but I get lonely.

Marian Lynch
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Jump off it and make friends with fishes 

I wanna take a nap but I have something to go to in half an hour

Long story short, I survived


Stats - Strength: 5, Agility: 6, Control: 12, Stamina:7
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Wait until you get there and then take a nap there.

I have really challenging homework but I already finished. My friend needs help with hers. Problem is I can't find mine.

We are all in gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars. -Oscar Wilde
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Ditch your friend and run away from hogwarts.

I need money

Marian Lynch
Will not be active for a while, sorry.
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throw the money you have out the window of the moving train

I can't find my retainer

We are all in gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars. -Oscar Wilde
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carve one out of wood.

my crush hates my guts

Marian Lynch
Will not be active for a while, sorry.
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make him spill his (a knife usually works)

I'm craving chocolate but there isn't any in the house

We are all in gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars. -Oscar Wilde
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steal some money and the car and go buy some.

I want people to think I'm important

Marian Lynch
Will not be active for a while, sorry.
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do nothing, the lazy ones are always thought of as important

I lost contact with someone and don't know how to get back into contact, what should I do?

When life throws you a curveball, train and hit a homerun
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You shouldn't do anything. If they honored your friendship, they'll find you first. Be sure to change your name and address first though, it'll make you easier to find.

How should I show appreciation to my favorite professor?