Valentine's Sweethearts Errand

"A decent kisser?" Avery asked, interest immediately piqued, popcorn at the ready. "So what was his kiss like? Smoochy and passionate? Gentle and soft?"

“ He was…” Hanako pondered a bit about that fateful day, trying to remember was it was like to kiss Kim. Granted, it was a kiss that didn’t contain any romance or yearning of the sort. No no, it was a kiss to prove a point to the person who actually did have a crush on Kim. “ Guess you’ll have to ask him when you see him~. “ And obviously, Hana wasn’t going to share that detail with Chen. “ I’m fairly confident though so- wait. Why the curiosity, Chen? Don’t tell me you’re jealous of him. I have a vaguest memory of you saying you’re not interested in guys~” he joked mischievously, referring to the first time Avery found out Hana was going to be his roommate. It was good that the event was something he could joke freely about instead of cringe about. Now that was certainly a time in their relationship.

"Rainwood is unable to read?”

The unexpected reaction broke him. Here he was thinking of whatever that crazy dunce would do to Chen, while the other boy was thinking of something else entirely. Still he managed to gulp down a lot of his laughing by sheer luck. Somehow, he could continue on the conversation without losing it.

"RIGHT??" he exclaimed. "The guy totally deserves an uwu butt-whooping and I want him to feel utter disgust from the moment he opens the letter! And if he even thinks of me again, it will be to throw up!"

“ And I’m sure you’ll do just that. No worries “ He encouraged. There was no room for any other suggestions. Looks like Chen’s heart was definitely set on Rainwood. There was a guilt that creeped into his chest while he looked at how unbothered Chen was about it. He was fearless. Or stupid. Could be both. Which is why he needed a smarter coward to back him up. Hanako took a mental note to keep an extra eye on him around the time Rainwood should’ve received the letter. The brunette wouldn’t go through extensive lengths just for a little prank, right?

Avery seemed to soak all the new information like a sponge, extra determined to make the most uwu-est letter worthy of his hate for Rainwood. A determination that made Hana smile as he wrote his own letters, unbeknownst to the boy.

He was in the middle of writing his own set of letters until Avery set down his quill rather dramatically. As expected of him. He really was taking this uwu business seriously, huh?

"How's this, Hana?" he breathed, as if coming out of a battle. Wanting to honour that, Hanako spared no time giving his new letter a read through "You think he'd cringe so awkwardly he can't straighten his spine anymore?" he snickered.

For the funsies, he was still going to continue with his whole mentor persona. Unfortunately, it all crumbled down at first UwU.

It was the horrendous kind, really. One where the least of your concerns is to look somewhat pretty. He might have accidentally scared some passerby’s from the chortles. His laughing was far from melodious, possibly even very out of character of him to express his feelings so openly. There was nothing fake about Hanako for a moment while he enjoyed his laughing spree. A sight that was unnerving to most, but rare nonetheless.

“ Oh gossh Avery this isss… it’s beautiful, really. He’s definitely going to psdfttsfdhahah. Love love loveeee this. “ he uttered as he scanned Avery’s work once again. Noticing the stupid smile on his face caused him to freeze up momentarily. “ Erm, I mean. Ahem. Yea good job on not disappointing me, Chen”.

"I think it'll do him some good to receive two of these!" Avery prodded his roommate with an encouraging elbow. "What do you say to that?"

“ ….you mean.. I send him one?” he asked, hoping Avery was joking. Once he realised he wasn’t, Hanako tensed his shoulders. Sure, he had planned to send all the people he disliked some uwu letters. But Rainwood was… well hee- their relationship was- complicated. Disliked would be an understatement in which Avery currently had no way of even comprehending. Hanakos whole plan for the whole year was to just ignore Rainwood till the end of time. Writing an uwu letter prank for him was anything but. It was a bad idea through and through. That douche may still have kept some of Hana’s letters. It was easy to know if it was form him or not.

But it was difficult to weigh the pros and cons logically. Hanako literally just had the time of his laugh laughing at this ridiculous letter that Rainwood was going to receive. He would be lying if he said some part of him didn’t want to miss out on the fun of making him squirm.

“ Thats… a fine idea, Chen. Thanks“

It was unlikely Rainwood would even read his letter. The guy gets dozens of love letters every Valentines day, what are the chances that he even gets to read Hana’s letter? At that moment, the delicious temptation to join Avery’s valiant quest of ruining Rainwood’s day had overcome any logic he had for the situation. A decision he will soon regret, but presently with that genuine smile on his face right now, the regret will come much much muuucccccchhhhhh later.

“ Hey, Chen. One more thing ummm…” Thanks for joining me? Hoped you had as much fun as I had? It was great that we did this? Let’s do this again? I appreciate you being such a good sport about this silly skill I have? “.....don’t you feel like I just made your day a whole lot brighter~?” Screw whatever he originally wanted to say but didn’t have the guts to. Back to his flamboyant egotistical persona, hooray! “ You ought to be really thankful of me, you know. I don;t share knowledge as powerful as this to just anyone~”

w/c: over the required

Intended Letters to sent:
Kim Sato : 100%
June Sewlyn: 0%
Percival Rainwood: 0%
Flash Holmwood: 0%
(theres more but ltr )

Interacting with: @Avery Chen

Growing up in a family of a widowed grandmother and her divorced daughter, Valentine's Day has always been an interesting time of year for Alexander. The elder of these women would remember her late husband with eyes full of love and longing every February 14th. Her mother, on the other hand, was determined not to have a romantic relationship again after her divorce, so she was used to pretending that such a day was not on the calendar. Alexander noticed that all of his friends at the Muggle school he attended for several years greeted this day with great joy and happiness. The contrast between the outside world and the home when the calendars showed St. Valentin's day had always been a confusing sight for him. In their sweet little Northern England home, Valentine's Day was celebrated with a ceremony that consisted mostly of honouring the dead and yet expressing the fact that, despite all the hardships, life goes on. In the school environment, whether it was a Muggle one or the enchanted castle of Hogwarts, where Alexander was with his peers, however, February 14 was a day of enormous importance, a big deal. And now the first Valentine's Day in Alexander's life at Hogwarts had arrived.

Alexander didn't really know what to do today. For example, should he follow in his grandmother's footsteps and remember his late grandfather, whom he had never met? Or should he take his mother as an example and do nothing special for the day? Or should he follow up with his schoolmates and join the activities at the castle? Poor boy, he was no one's sweetie. Even his cute, chubby granny wouldn't call him that - she was used to calling Alexander 'sunny boy'. Yes, of course, there were other sorrows too in life, but Alexander was a true and loyal follower of the daydreamy lifestyle. On such a day, his first and foremost expectation was none other than to be completely free to indulge in his woolgathering. Yet, life at Hogwarts dramatically urged the young boy to be actively engaged in cheerful moments. Cheer itself was a sort of magic, and that much Alexander knew to be true. So, he decided to take part in the letter-writing activity, even though the idea of it spooked him slightly.

When Alex finally entered the Great Hall, it was clear that he was in a deep hesitation. Questioning his decision, he walked around the hall like a nervous man waiting in front of a hospital room for his wife to give birth. He knew to whom he wanted to write a letter. To him. But our boy was inexperienced, self-proclaimed inept in matters of the heart. He was eleven, after all! Moreover, he had received a decent family upbringing, which was a positive thing in itself, but more useful in the marriage considerations of the adults rather than the love lives of free-spirited young people. On this front, Alexander felt completely unarmed.

Yet, he had the luxury of hiding under the invisibility cloak that anonymity would afford him. If the recipient of the letter did not know who the sender was, after all, Alexander would have a real chance to avoid taking risks. A pleasurable deal! With a sudden self-encouragement, he grabbed his quill and, trying to hide his excitement, began to embroider his words in beautiful handwriting on the cold face of the parchment. The resulting latter consisted of the following sentences:

Reducio

Dear Hades (How beautiful your name is!),

As one of your youngest admirers, let me congratulate you on this day. Happy Valentine's, the most heartwarming badger this hall has ever seen! I am not quite sure what I should write or what would be appropriate for me to write. So, please forgive me. People often say that I am good with words. During parts of the day when I don't think about you, well, I can say that this might be true.

I will not reveal my name to you. That is another thing that I should beg your forgiveness. But honestly, if you knew who I am, you might find my feelings extremely ridiculous. I guess being part of a one-sided affection would be no more painful than having my feelings labelled as childish.

It all started a few months ago. You have proven once again that you are a gifted duelist by stealing my heart. I assure you, Hades, it was not a deliberate act. I take no particular pleasure in imagining things that could never happen under any circumstances. Just as our wands choose us, we don't have a say in who we feel a certain degree of affection. That much I understand! And you are much wiser than me, so I believe, even if I don't deserve your love, I am sure that you can spare some sympathy for me.

If this letter continues any longer, I'll look like I'm begging for mercy. However, I don't have any demands from you. Who am I, for God's sake, to have something to ask of you? Just be happy, be young, and from time to time, be fool. If there is someone you are happy with right now, I wish it to last for a very long time!

Still, some evenings, if you remember that there was a young boy who liked you, and even if you didn't know who he was, if you could feel a touch of warmth for him, I would be pleased.

Love you dearly,
a stupid boy.

Alexander sighed. Was it too silly? Hades was one of the fourth graders who helped him when he first came to Hogwarts. Alexander was first slightly attracted by the boy's appearance. But things soon got serious for him. For some reason, Hades started to come to his mind when he was taking a stroll in the garden, for instance. Before he went to sleep, Hades' soft voice was playing in his mind. Childishly, and quite genuinely for that very reason, he took a shine to Hades. "What a pity," he thought from time to time, "perhaps if I had been born a few years earlier..." But then again, that thought itself left pain. This letter gave him some relief, though. At least he had a chance to express his feelings, albeit anonymously. He left the Great Hall with a half-smile. He was filled with a kind of gratitude.

Mentions @Hades Schweighöfer

At Hogwarts, in the first week of February there was one thing that had not stopped talking. Valentine’s Day. That had made Hades think about what he should do. He wasn’t sure, because it was the first time he had decided to participate in this type of festivity. The previous ones he had not wanted to get involved and stay away. Having to think about a person, express his feelings and all that stuff, was completely new to him. Actually, Hades wasn’t very good at words when it came to love. Ironically, he was quite an expert at speeches. It was going to be a little difficult as he had discovered through some friends, that the goal of Valentine’s Day was to express feelings through letters or gifts. Another slight problem was finding the best place to write the letter, that had everything he wanted.

Maybe the Great Hall would be a great place. It was quite noisy but it was what he was looking for, plus he could take inspiration from the words when he saw the person who was going to write the letter. Hades had already received some of his international friends, including a huge teddy bear. He had received it just as the badger had decided to go to the Great Hall. So he took it and sat at a table, not far from the students. He had not only brought the stuffed animal and the material to write the letter, he had also brought macarons. Hades was well known for his passion for those savory sweets. Macarons would help him feel inspired and creative when writing letters. Being the first time he did it, he had set expectations quite high, which made it a little difficult. He always wanted to get it right...

And that could be a problem.

He opened the box and began to eat his first piece, thinking absently about how to start the letter. Hades looked around, his eyes set on Damion. He was his best friend, and both had developed a friendship that had become closer. They had spent enough time together and discovered new things. His blue eyes were fixed on the letter, thinking about how to start writing. But he felt something had paralyzed him. He took three deep breaths.

He took the feather with his fingers and started writing...

Reducio

Dearest, Damion,

You are the person I have chosen to write this letter. It hasn’t been easy for me, because I’m always pretty bad at expressing all sorts of feelings. But I wanted to let you know that I want to thank you for being my friend, for accompanying me on this adventure called friendship. I’ve discovered a lot thanks to you, and I want to be able to show my gratitude. I admit this is something new for me.

We’ve had the most interesting dates, and I really enjoy the conversations we usually have. Especially when we talk about classes, about our future and what we would like to be older. I really have expectations that our friendship can only get better... And taking advantage of today, I’d like to invite you for tea. After Kim’s date with you, of course. But won't tell who I am

Enjoy finding out who I am.

Yours, Anonymous

After Hades finished writing, he started to think for a few minutes while rereading the letter a couple of times, until he had reread it three times. It might have made it pretty obvious, but it didn’t matter much. After all, it was just a simple letter to thank Damion for his friendship. At least he had written it in all sincerity. As it should be. Hades began to hear an annoying noise, so he decided to remove the implant and remain deaf. Ah, silence. He heard absolutely nothing, it was like being in some kind of auditory darkness. He kept eating the macarons absently as he examined the teddy bear. No doubt his friend had not given importance to money, because as he had checked, the teddy bear seemed to be quite expensive. He was used to it, because Hades and his friend exchanged different gifts.

Wait, now he had to send him a gift too? And if so, what kind of gift could it be?

Now Hades' head was in chaos. He needed to think about what kind of gift he could make up and give a sort of hint as a thank you for the teddy bear. He was thinking for a few minutes, but he had trouble getting an idea. The lack of experience in that kind of terrain was certainly something the badger had noticed. Was it really as easy as it seemed to have seen in other people and their partners? When it came to Hades, it didn’t seem easy, but the boy had seen how easily it was for some people to show affection towards a person they love or be able to choose the right gifts. He snapped his tongue, with an annoyed sigh “Ew, why it has to be hard?” asked himself, trying to lie down but then remembered that in the great hall there were only benches instead of chairs. He uttered a frustrated grunt.

He looked around, and his eyes fell on Damion’s familiar figure. He met the look of his friend, who seemed to have been looking for him. Or so Hades believed. Damion might be able to give me a hand with this little mission. He got up, but first he wanted to save everything he had brought. He put the implant cochlear in place and started walking, almost swinging because he was carrying more than usual, making the equilbre somewhat difficult. He reached out to Damion “Hey Damion, do you want to help me to buy a gift for my friend?” he asked, with a visible smile on his face. He couldn’t help but want to show his friend his giant teddy bear. He looked very happy “Have you received gifts?” asked the badger, curious. Sometimes people received gifts earlier than expected.

An errand was a perfect way to convince Lea to actually do something. The potential party afterwards would be a bit of a harder sell, but writing letters to loved ones as a way to get points could easily get Lea to leave the cozy Hufflepuff common room and make her way to the Great Hall. Brown eyes gazed around as she noticed that the typical badger table only had some of the supplies, sighing as she would need to search for the necessary materials. Not that she even knew what design to make or even what to write, but this was going off to a pleasant start already. At least she knew to whom she was writing the letter to- her parents and maybe some other people in Hufflepuff if she felt in the mood. Instead of working on the project immediately, Lea grabbed one of the refreshments and a parchment to appear as though she was working as she sat at the (typically) Hufflepuff table and thought.

Eventually some idea would worm its way into the Third Year's head, mainly a parchment filled with the typical Valentine's Day red hearts either drawn with pencils or cut out. While she did have to get up and walk around, actually finding the materials and more wouldn't be too challenging. The girl even found a little bit of red paper lace to decorate the edges of her paper, scribbling in some hearts and an all caps "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY" on the front of her folded parchment. Inside, she'd write:

Happy Valentine's Day Mom and Dad!

I hope you've done something nice for each other today. I just wanted to say that I love you and I miss you. Despite having years of experience being away from you for a long time, I'm always super excited when I finally get to see you again and sad when I can't. Thank you for taking care of me. I hope you've been doing alright and thank you for the letters you send.

Love, Lea

Only once her quill stopped scribbling would she actually take a moment to read the letter. It stilled her, a heavy breath as she reminded herself of the fun vacations and summers spent back at home. Hogwarts was nice, but it couldn't really match family. The girl would sit in that feeling for a moment before realizing that she wouldn't want anyone to read this. And with that, an envelope would quickly be found and enclose letter made its way to hide in her robe pocket. It still counted as a part of the errand even if the organizers never actually got to see the letter, right? Maybe it was a good idea to write another.

She'd look for different decorations this time, less hearts and more generally pretty decorations. A pink paper this time with white lace bordering the outside. Some pretty flower stickers scattered around the page. Lea would even try to draw someone casting a spell and looking cool with sparkles around them. For someone that typically only drew stick figures it turned out... as expected. The urge to cover it up was strong, but she also didn't want to ruin the paper. It would have to be good enough, finally writing up her letter.

Hello Frost,

It's been a bit! I hope you've been doing alright. Thank you for being my dueling partner- it was always super cool to see you casting upper year spells and you made me feel a little more confident in the sport.

From, Lea

It was a little weird to think that it had been a year plus since they had actually been dueling partners, yet the older Hufflepuff still had a spot in the third year's memory. Unsure whether Frost would come to this event, Lea figured that she could probably send the letter herself when the two happened to be crossing in the common room or something. Or maybe it would never get sent at all-

Either way, Lea felt that she had gotten the most out of this errand. She probably could have written more letters, but two seemed like enough especially if she was going to spend more energy later going to a party.

WC: 707 | Mentions: @Frost Cira

Hanako continued to write his intended letters. Which was… a lot. Some more elaborately thought of than others. And very few that actually contained anything nice. Just the way he likes it. His first letter was for Rainwoods. Thinking it was better to get over with before he chickens out.

Deaw pewcivaw,

i can’t bewieve i’ve mustewed the couwage tuwu wwite tuwu uwu thiws wettew. I have twied tuwu wwite tuwu uwu but feaw stwikes me awnd i end up thwowing iwt away. But an angew came fowth! awnd handed me something i haven’t had in a wong time. Bwavewy! so hewe i am! tee hee!


a deviw in disguise of an angew, of couwse. I saw thawt bitch twied tuwu wwite uwu a wettew befowe me? unacceptabwe. UNACCEPTABBBBWWEEEE!!!!!!!

i shouwd be the onwy owne in youw wife weawwy. Evewy yeaw i witness as youw piwe of vawentines day wettews get tawwew awnd tawwew. Iwt was pathetic! aww uwu needed tuwu duwu was tuwu juwst wook awound uwu awnd boom - you’d see the onwy pewson uwu weawwy needed. Me!

why duwu i have such stwong feewings fow uwu? i have no idea eithew! see! we’we souwmates! thinking of the same thing!

buttttttt i guuuuuuuessssssssss i have a few good ideas… oh gosh, wook at me. Getting shy juwst fwom shawing thiws. At fiwst i wouwd say it’s youw face. Wike dayum, boy. But thawt wasn’t aww in the end. I suppose iwt stawted whewn i gotten tuwu know uwu mowe. Who knew uwu wewe mowe than juwst a dumb jock. You’re still a dummy, of couwse. One that's stupidly loyal when I deserved none of it. Even after all of my attempts to scare you off, you never know what’s good for you. Slowly, I find many ways to call you pretty. The way you show your feelings on your sleeve. The way the spark of light reflected in your eyes and shrouded the area in visible smoke. Eventually, even the way you spoke my name

….

…….

……….

Hanako, after staring hard at what he wrote, took a deep breath and grabbed an eraser. He was just- a corny creative genius. Everything was just from his uncanny talent for sweet words and - oh who was he kidding? The valentines mood must’ve gotten to him so hard that he had forgotten what Rainwood did in the end. Who cared if his heart may have skipped a few times with Rainwood? Certainly not him. Rainwood was so ready to cut off their friendship, having …whatever leftover feelings he might have felt for the boy was nothing but a bunch of garbage that required immediate disposal. And for good reason.

Ignoring whatever the hell he just wrote, he rewrote some of the sentences. @Percival Rainwood

Deaw pewcivaw,

i can’t bewieve i’ve mustewed the couwage tuwu wwite tuwu uwu thiws wettew. I have twied tuwu wwite tuwu uwu but feaw stwikes me awnd i end up thwowing iwt away. But an angew came fowth! awnd handed me something i haven’t had in a wong time. Bwavewy! so hewe i am! tee hee!


a deviw in disguise of an angew, of couwse. I saw thawt bitch twied tuwu wwite uwu a wettew befowe me? unacceptabwe. UNACCEPTABBBBWWEEEE!!!!!!!

i shouwd be the onwy owne in youw wife weawwy. Evewy yeaw i witness as youw piwe of vawentines day wettews get tawwew awnd tawwew. Iwt was pathetic! aww uwu needed tuwu duwu was tuwu juwst wook awound uwu awnd boom - you’d see the onwy pewson uwu weawwy needed. Me!

why duwu i have such stwong feewings fow uwu? i have no idea eithew! see! we’we souwmates! thinking of the same thing!

Anyway, i’ww be a way bettew vawentine than than thawt othew bwat. Be smawt fow once awnd choose me!

with wove,

Wove,

WWWWOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEE,

Youw secwet admiwew.

Now he moves on to the 2nd letter, for @Flash Holmwood. Someone who had received Hana’s spite, and a lovely uwu letter last year too.

HEWWO! IWT IWS ME YOU'WE WOOKING FOW? YES! BECAUSE IK UWU AWND IM BAAAAACCKKK BABBWYYYYYYYY~

i hope uwu haven’t fowgotten abouwt me deaw fwashy baby. Of couwse, uwu haven’t. Youw gwades awe gweat! i know because i’ve bewn snooping awound tee hee. I hope uwu wike thieves! i’m simpwy paying bawck fow uwu steawing my heawt!

i stiww feew way too shy tuwu appwoach uwu, sadwy. Wuahhh if onwy uwu cawn comfowt me, fwashy. But awas! ouw wove! fowbidden! the onwy enemy: my confidence!!!

don’t wowwy! i’m wowking diwigentwy fow ouw futuwe! i actuawwy decided thawt we wiww decide tuwu have onwy 1 kid instead. Nowt thwee! the economy iws getting wowse! wet’s get animaws instead. Biwds! ouw chiwd wiww nowt be wonewy with ouw biwds too. I awweady took the wibewty of thinking of theiw names. Ouw fiwst biwd wiww be a bwue budgie cawwed powwy, awnd he’ww come in with hiws twin sistew, pocket. Ouw wast owne wiww be …

wait fow iwt..

dwumwowws

dw dw dw dw dw dw
minnie vinnie peenie! showt fow m.V.P ! it’s a wove biwd too. A sign of ouw etewnaw wove!

untiw next vawentines day, i await uwu tuwu gwace my pwesence awnd i wiww continuouswy wowk own mysewf tuwu be a wady wowth youw attention!

with so much evewwasting wove,
youw secwet admiwew


P.s. I’m still watching you.

Hopefully, Holmwood would easily get nightmares with this. Hanako was unable to figure out if he was distraught from the last letter he got. But instincts tell him that it was a good idea to send another one to hopefully ruin his day. Hana didn’t have ..beef with Holmwood persay. But the other boy certainly was everything Hanako hated in a person. Handsome. Tall. Smart. Kind. Athletic. Mentally sane. Sure his tolerance for these people has gotten better over the years, but hey, he was a petty boy.

Next, he moved on to the next few letters that was the most draining. Each of them contained the same exact uwu nonsense, but with just a few minor edits to their names.

Deaw most bewoved cweatuwe,

it’s i! youw futuwe wove! i have gathewed couwage! couwage! COUWAGE! tuwu wwite tuwu uwu wike thiws, my pwecious! uwu awe wike sunshine! if uwu awe nowt awound me, i gow cowd! witewawwy awnd figuwativewy! uwu awe wike an angew! i feaw uwu awe awways watching me! i get shy! uwu awe wike an expensive wacing bwoom. Wowth iwt!

i am but a secwetive fewwa thawt iws taken by youw beauty. Who wouwdn’t be mesmewised by those eyes? fwom the fiwst time i saw uwu, i know uwu wewe iwt! iwt! IIIWWWWWTTT!!!

but June! i stiww am so shy. I am wwiting tuwu uwu instead of singing my intense feewings fow uwu! iwt shouwd have bewn a bawwad! a 12 minute owne at weast! but i am nowt weady tuwu face uwu yet no no no no!

i am nothing but a backgwound chawactew in youw stowy. But no wowwies! i wiww - wike the viwwainess in weincawnation stowies - awise fwom the dead! awnd contwow ouw stowy!

gah! thawt was too aggwessive. Sowwy my wove! but wong stowy showt, i wiww face uwu whewn i know i am wowthy enough tuwu be in youw pwesence. Fow now, juwst enjoy thiws pweview of my wove fow uwu. Thewe iws pwenty mowe whewe thiws came fwom. But i wike keeping uwu own youw toes sweetie!

fow now, wefwain fwom wooking at othew wove intewests. Wait fow me! fow me! fow us! awnd fow ouw 2 futuwe chiwdwen! Maya awnd Sir Nickwes, Junnie Cutie.

with a wove thawt knows no bounds,
youw secwet admiwew.

@June Sewlyn was apart of the group thats making the year books this year. Therefore, she needed a good little kick to start of her day. Hanako had nothing against her, of course. But he would not be himself if he didn’t start shit. Knowing the two weren’t that close, it was not likely that Sewlyn would find out he was the one behind this little prank. She was also apart of the younger severus snape members in their dorm. It was tradition at this point for him to mess with the younger years. While vandalising their rooms was off limits now, an uwu letter would suffice.

Deaw most bewoved cweatuwe,

it’s i! youw futuwe wove! i have gathewed couwage! couwage! COUWAGE! tuwu wwite tuwu uwu wike thiws, my pwecious! uwu awe wike sunshine! if uwu awe nowt awound me, i gow cowd! witewawwy awnd figuwativewy! uwu awe wike an angew! i feaw uwu awe awways watching me! i get shy! uwu awe wike an expensive wacing bwoom. Wowth iwt!

i am but a secwetive fewwa thawt iws taken by youw beauty. Who wouwdn’t be mesmewised by those eyes? fwom the fiwst time i saw uwu, i know uwu wewe iwt! iwt! IIIWWWWWTTT!!!

but Maggie! i stiww am so shy. I am wwiting tuwu uwu instead of singing my intense feewings fow uwu! iwt shouwd have bewn a bawwad! a 12 minute owne at weast! but i am nowt weady tuwu face uwu yet no no no no!

i am nothing but a backgwound chawactew in youw stowy. But no wowwies! i wiww - wike the viwwainess in weincawnation stowies - awise fwom the dead! awnd contwow ouw stowy!

gah! thawt was too aggwessive. Sowwy my wove! but wong stowy showt, i wiww face uwu whewn i know i am wowthy enough tuwu be in youw pwesence. Fow now, juwst enjoy thiws pweview of my wove fow uwu. Thewe iws pwenty mowe whewe thiws came fwom. But i wike keeping uwu own youw toes snuggems!

fow now, wefwain fwom wooking at othew wove intewests. Wait fow me! fow me! fow us! awnd fow ouw 2 futuwe chiwdwen! Maya awnd Sir Nickwes, Maggie Baby .

with a wove thawt knows no bounds,
youw secwet admiwew.

Just like June, @Maggie Hawkins would receive the exact same replica of the letter she received. However, this time with new nicknames. Was it possible that they would realise they both got the same letter? Yes. Did he not care as long as he wasn’t found out? Yes. But Hanako trusted Maggie to see fun in the uwu letter in comparison to June. Given their memorable first impression.

Deaw most bewoved cweatuwe,

it’s i! youw futuwe wove! i have gathewed couwage! couwage! COUWAGE! tuwu wwite tuwu uwu wike thiws, my pwecious! uwu awe wike sunshine! if uwu awe nowt awound me, i gow cowd! witewawwy awnd figuwativewy! uwu awe wike an angew! i feaw uwu awe awways watching me! i get shy! uwu awe wike an expensive wacing bwoom. Wowth iwt!

i am but a secwetive fewwa thawt iws taken by youw beauty. Who wouwdn’t be mesmewised by those eyes? fwom the fiwst time i saw uwu, i know uwu wewe iwt! iwt! IIIWWWWWTTT!!!

but Vale! i stiww am so shy. I am wwiting tuwu uwu instead of singing my intense feewings fow uwu! iwt shouwd have bewn a bawwad! a 12 minute owne at weast! but i am nowt weady tuwu face uwu yet no no no no!

i am nothing but a backgwound chawactew in youw stowy. But no wowwies! i wiww - wike the viwwainess in weincawnation stowies - awise fwom the dead! awnd contwow ouw stowy!

gah! thawt was too aggwessive. Sowwy my wove! but wong stowy showt, i wiww face uwu whewn i know i am wowthy enough tuwu be in youw pwesence. Fow now, juwst enjoy thiws pweview of my wove fow uwu. Thewe iws pwenty mowe whewe thiws came fwom. But i wike keeping uwu own youw toes cutiepottotie!

fow now, wefwain fwom wooking at othew wove intewests. Wait fow me! fow me! fow us! awnd fow ouw 2 futuwe chiwdwen! Maya awnd Sir Nickwes, sweet beautiful Vale .

with a wove thawt knows no bounds,
youw secwet admiwew.

It was no surprise for @Vale Ashwood to receive an uwu letter. He would have made it more personalised with her dolls in mind. But not only would that give him away, but he was also not looking forward to being haunted by dolls once again. Sure, it might’ve been enough that Hana murdered her precious dolls, but the punch she gave him ( a few punches really ) was still a bitter memory for the boy. Enough bitter to give him the courage to write an uwu letter to her. After writing down the last letter for hers, Hanako find himself regretting it just a tweeny bit.

Nonono. There was no way she would know it was from him.


Nor the dolls.. Right?

Right?

Without another thought, Hanako begun writing the next letter.

Deaw most bewoved cweatuwe,

it’s i! youw futuwe wove! i have gathewed couwage! couwage! COUWAGE! tuwu wwite tuwu uwu wike thiws, my pwecious! uwu awe wike sunshine! if uwu awe nowt awound me, i gow cowd! witewawwy awnd figuwativewy! uwu awe wike an angew! i feaw uwu awe awways watching me! i get shy! uwu awe wike an expensive wacing bwoom. Wowth iwt!

i am but a secwetive fewwa thawt iws taken by youw beauty. Who wouwdn’t be mesmewised by those eyes? fwom the fiwst time i saw uwu, i know uwu wewe iwt! iwt! IIIWWWWWTTT!!!

but Pea! i stiww am so shy. I am wwiting tuwu uwu instead of singing my intense feewings fow uwu! iwt shouwd have bewn a bawwad! a 12 minute owne at weast! but i am nowt weady tuwu face uwu yet no no no no!

i am nothing but a backgwound chawactew in youw stowy. But no wowwies! i wiww - wike the viwwainess in weincawnation stowies - awise fwom the dead! awnd contwow ouw stowy!

gah! thawt was too aggwessive. Sowwy my wove! but wong stowy showt, i wiww face uwu whewn i know i am wowthy enough tuwu be in youw pwesence. Fow now, juwst enjoy thiws pweview of my wove fow uwu. Thewe iws pwenty mowe whewe thiws came fwom. But i wike keeping uwu own youw toes beautiful!

fow now, wefwain fwom wooking at othew wove intewests. Wait fow me! fow me! fow us! awnd fow ouw 2 futuwe chiwdwen! Maya awnd Sir Nickwes, Pretty Peanut .

with a wove thawt knows no bounds,
youw secwet admiwew.

@Pea Elena Fowl was obviously going to get a letter like this. The only thing that concerned him was that if she took is seriously, thinking someone was this obsessed with her. She certainly had the um...personality for it. Nevertheless, Hanako could only hope his letter would stand out from the numerous she would’ve gotten and ruined her Valentines day. Painfully reminding her that she was still single.

Deaw most bewoved cweatuwe,

it’s i! youw futuwe wove! i have gathewed couwage! couwage! COUWAGE! tuwu wwite tuwu uwu wike thiws, my pwecious! uwu awe wike sunshine! if uwu awe nowt awound me, i gow cowd! witewawwy awnd figuwativewy! uwu awe wike an angew! i feaw uwu awe awways watching me! i get shy! uwu awe wike an expensive wacing bwoom. Wowth iwt!

i am but a secwetive fewwa thawt iws taken by youw beauty. Who wouwdn’t be mesmewised by those eyes? fwom the fiwst time i saw uwu, i know uwu wewe iwt! iwt! IIIWWWWWTTT!!!

but Cash! i stiww am so shy. I am wwiting tuwu uwu instead of singing my intense feewings fow uwu! iwt shouwd have bewn a bawwad! a 12 minute owne at weast! but i am nowt weady tuwu face uwu yet no no no no!

i am nothing but a backgwound chawactew in youw stowy. But no wowwies! i wiww - wike the viwwainess in weincawnation stowies - awise fwom the dead! awnd contwow ouw stowy!

gah! thawt was too aggwessive. Sowwy my wove! but wong stowy showt, i wiww face uwu whewn i know i am wowthy enough tuwu be in youw pwesence. Fow now, juwst enjoy thiws pweview of my wove fow uwu. Thewe iws pwenty mowe whewe thiws came fwom. But i wike keeping uwu own youw toes hot stuff!

fow now, wefwain fwom wooking at othew wove intewests. Wait fow me! fow me! fow us! awnd fow ouw 2 futuwe chiwdwen! Maya awnd Sir Nickwes, adorable Cashy uwu .

with a wove thawt knows no bounds,
youw secwet admiwew.

Oh come on now, he didn’t actually had to explain why @Cassandra Ironwoods would receive an uwu letter. It was instinct at this point to annoy the other slytherin with any possible chance given. Knowing that they were going as dates for the upcoming valentines party only made this the more obvious letter to make from the get go. With glee, he hoped Ironwoods would squirm in cringe.

Deaw most bewoved cweatuwe,

it’s i! youw futuwe wove! i have gathewed couwage! couwage! COUWAGE! tuwu wwite tuwu uwu wike thiws, my pwecious! uwu awe wike sunshine! if uwu awe nowt awound me, i gow cowd! witewawwy awnd figuwativewy! uwu awe wike an angew! i feaw uwu awe awways watching me! i get shy! uwu awe wike an expensive wacing bwoom. Wowth iwt!

i am but a secwetive fewwa thawt iws taken by youw beauty. Who wouwdn’t be mesmewised by those eyes? fwom the fiwst time i saw uwu, i know uwu wewe iwt! iwt! IIIWWWWWTTT!!!

but Opeila! i stiww am so shy. I am wwiting tuwu uwu instead of singing my intense feewings fow uwu! iwt shouwd have bewn a bawwad! a 12 minute owne at weast! but i am nowt weady tuwu face uwu yet no no no no!

i am nothing but a backgwound chawactew in youw stowy. But no wowwies! i wiww - wike the viwwainess in weincawnation stowies - awise fwom the dead! awnd contwow ouw stowy!

gah! thawt was too aggwessive. Sowwy my wove! but wong stowy showt, i wiww face uwu whewn i know i am wowthy enough tuwu be in youw pwesence. Fow now, juwst enjoy thiws pweview of my wove fow uwu. Thewe iws pwenty mowe whewe thiws came fwom. But i wike keeping uwu own youw toes (nick nawme)!

fow now, wefwain fwom wooking at othew wove intewests. Wait fow me! fow me! fow us! awnd fow ouw 2 futuwe chiwdwen! Maya awnd Sir Nickwes, Pew Pew .

with a wove thawt knows no bounds,
youw secwet admiwew.

Okay, this one was a no brainer. And it was also risky, considering she has been working with the committee for this whole event. But y’know. Hana gotta do what Hana wanna do. Which currently, is nothing but to pent out his internal frustrations about Winters by sending her a ridiculous letter. Hope @Opeila Winters likes it!

The next last few ones, were relatively shorter than his previous letters. But one would notice him taking extra good care of his handwriting, as if he wanted to make sure it was all readable. At least more readable than uwu’s. The letter containing these letters would be more pretty too, compared to the others. Signed clearly to whom, and from who. With small doodles of flowers around them.

To the most brilliant, Dee

I hoped I stroked your ego enough. I’m pleased to tell you I’ve seen quite a number of letters to people who deserve nothing but my l o v e , and a f f e c t i o n.

However, you are not one of them. Ouch yes ik , hurts right. You will however, be receiving a letter filled with my sincerity. Because I figured it was easier to do that via letters than tell you face to face. So I will write what I want to before my urge to erase it again wins.

Happy Valentines day. That one day is making everyone focus on appreciating people they care about. I would argue that it should really be everyday that you do that. However- this works in my favour because I am not someone who should be reminding you the same thing every single day. So let me write this once, and never say it again.

Thanks for being a good friend. You’re….alright for a Ravenclaw. Hope you have a good one.

Anyway I’m done. Feel free to laminate this letter. I’m not doing it again.

Kind regards,
Experiment 626

It was…difficult to write in english after writing a few uwu letters, but after a few tries he gotten used to it. It eased his eyes to see…understandable language. He had no doubt that the receivers of these letters would feel the same.

Dear Wyatt,

I bet you’re surprised reading this letter. Yes, I know. I have that sort of effect on people. Keeping them on their toes and all. That’s what makes me charming.

Setting the jokes aside, I do have some things I want to get off my chest. And considering I’m here writing letters already, I might as well write to you. Let’s get the basic shit over with first. Hi. Happy Valentines day.

Anyway,

Please don’t stay mad at me for too long. I promise to make it up to you for dealing with …you know what. Tea’s on me. Gossip or actual tea. Whatever you want. I’ll make you a pretty flowercrown to go with it.

Knock on my door when you can stop giving me the cold shoulder! (Or is that your natural demanor, I can never tell)

Sincerely,
Hana

Yea, he’s probably going to throw it away the second he sees that it’s from Hana. Oh well, it was worth a shot.

Dear Alec,

I think Valentines day is gross. But it is a good reminder that not everyone I know are boring side characters. You certainly are not! Congrats.

Happy Valentines day, Alec. Stop feeling bad about our platonic date last time. I'm also here to remind you there’s way more things you should worry about concerning me.

Thanks for being - you.

-Hana

Hanako finally put down his pen with a loud sigh. “ Fiinnaaalyyyyyyy. It’s doonnneee” he groaned, wanting nothing more than a good sleep after this. He was going to make sure every letter would not be sent by him. But gosh, was that good exercise. Writing uwu language certainly took a toll on his brain. It was so worth it though. He may not see everyone’s reactions, but he hoped they enjoyed it.

Lastly he gave the letter he gave to Kim one final spelling check before handing them all over to Mister Finley

Heya Handsome~,

Valentine's day is close, huh? Birds are singing, the sun is shining, and love is what everyone is talking about here. I remember when I saw you the first time. Your eyes seemed to gleam under the sunlight. Winds just brushing back your hair ( as if you need any help with it ), accentuating your mesmerizingly charming looks while it’s at it. And knowing the day of love is close, I just know this was the right time to finally be honest with myself, and more importantly…

You.

And also how you definitely look way hotter surrounded by well minded people such as myself in the A.S.P. We have snacks and Cu Sith! She’ll be so happy to see you regularly. Now that you’ve been swooned by me once again, stop being stubborn and just come, ok, handsome?

Kind regards,
A handsome admirer

w/c: over the required

Letters sent to:

@Percival Rainwood | @Flash Holmwood | @Pea Elena Fowl | @Maggie Hawkins | @Vale Ashwood | @Wyatt Starkey | @Alec Mason | @June Sewlyn | @Opeila Winters | @Cassandra Ironwoods

ALL LETTERS ARE SENT TO FINLEY