~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted but it tastes terrible

I wish I had more friends

Granted! But they cheat on you every chance they get and have no remorse

I wish to have nothing except my life

Granted, but it’s toxic.
I wish I was a shriveled prune.

Granted, but you’re depressed and lonely

I wish School didn’t exist

Granted, but you are now as dumb as a board

I wish I was taller

Granted, but you're now the size of a skyscraper

I wish my homework would do itself

Granted but it ends up all wrong

I wish I could never get sick

Granted, but everyone around you always gets sick

I wish that the LGBTQ community could be accepted by society

Granted but they don’t accept you or an straight person.
I wish I can bake like a professional forever.

You can bake like a professional forever! But, you realize that it requires practice, overcoming your fear of failure, and consideration of a career switch to culinary arts in order to practice more often. Also, you suddenly find relatives and neighbors are popping into your home often, like a TV show, in order to try your food.

I wish that I could wake up a bit more this morning.