~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

I surprisingly have no issue with my consequence
Granted, but you don't go to Valhalla

I wish I was accepted by people

Granted, but now they love you and never leave you along.

I wish I didn't have to go to school

Granted. You're now jobless (Spin on what teachers tell us XD)

I wish that people weren't so annoying TwT

Granted, but now you're the only one left on earth, as the rest of humanity is wiped out.

I wish I didn't have to eat to survive

Thats fine with me quite frankly
Granted. But now you get excessively thirsty

I wish my bestfriend didn't live so far away

Granted but now they are attached to you at the hip

I wish high school boys weren't so toxic

Granted. Just granted.

I wish at least one of my wishes would come true

granted, but now you're permanently stuck as part of the game, and cannot leave

i wish i had some of the magic bruise removal paste

I don't even wanna know why you want that
Granted, but everytime you get a bruise it falls on your head

I wish I could make sense of my mental health

Granted, but now you have too much information about it

I wish I didn't have to sit through learning about the US government