~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

You are! But only while you are dreaming.

I wish I had a nice snack

Granted but it gives you a stomach ache.

I wish I could discover an ancient city.

Granted but you become trapped in the city and cannot tell anyone about it.

I wish I could have the motivation to do homework

Well, that's absolutely horrific!

You do have the motivation to do homework, but you don't have the motivation to read any words on your homework, or books, or notes... whatdyagonnadoyaknow?

I wish my headache would go away

Well I love homework! Don’t judge me okay? Getting into Law School needs that kind of perseverance!

Granted! But everything else hurts with no cure! And it never never ends!

I wish to not have this wish come true

Err.. granted, but now every other wish you wish will come truewhat kind of voodoo magic is this

I wish life was easier.

Granted, you're now dead (I'm sorry that got so dark!)

I wish that my brothers would stop annoying me!

Granted, now they’re dead (hehe, it’s alright )

I wish we could never need to worry about anything.

Granted but everyone else is so worried about you that they constantly stalk you and watch. Your. Every. Move.

I wish that I was as free as a bird

Granted, you're a litteral bird now

I wish that the world would stop it's wars