~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

NEVA

Granted, but you think the war is over but it isn't!

I wish I had a new car

Granted but it crashes into a tree

I wish I was immortal

Granted but you'll be turned into a mummy

I wish get my dick with knife emoji XD

Granted but you can never use emojis ever again.HA
I wish I can read live in every single wonderful story in any character’s life I choose.

Granted but you die at the end of every story, no matter how wonderful it is at first

I wish I could free a genie

Granted! But it gets trapped right after *Muffled Cry

I wish I will have unlimited wishes

Granted, but before you can use them you die due to years of nonstop counting(actually from a poem similar to this)

I wish I was popular

Granted! But everyone forgets the next day!

I wish I had cereal!

Granted, but you have to eat it with orange juice!

I wish I was part-goblin

Granted! But it only happens when your close to death!

I wish to have orange Juice