~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted but they're massively soggy, yuck

I wish I could have the best chocolate right now and eat it

Granted! But you lose your sense of taste!

I wish my next wish wont be corrupt

Granted, but it's ungranted instead of corrupted so now you wasted one of your wishes mwa ha ha

I wish I were evil

Granted! But only evil to paper bags, thus destroying them causing the planet to be saved!

I wish I had a chair

Granted, but when you try to sit down the chair falls apart and you fall down hard. Ouch

I wish I was a beautiful unicorn

Granted! But people hunt you to tase your blood!

I wish I had 3 eyes

Granted, but you can only see out of one

I wish I could find the gold at the end of the rainbow and keep it forever

Granted! But its leprechaun gold so it disappears!

I wish I could sleep for a whole day!

Granted, but your sleep is haunted by terrible dreams and you can sleep no longer

I wish I could befriend ghosts

Granted wish but it'll be Peeves

I wish to win the frying pan war