30 Jul 2018, 17:43
Bad Advice
Run around shouting "I NEED FRIES!! I NEED FRIES!! I NEED FRIES!! I NEED..." at the top of your voice. Someone will eventually give you some free fries to stop you shouting. Most people probably won't like you anymore after that - but hey! Fries Before Guys!
My fake eye falls off all the time because I'm out of glue. And all the shops are closed.
My fake eye falls off all the time because I'm out of glue. And all the shops are closed.
Pure-bloods are just the same as every other person, worth no more, no less than Muggle-borns or half-bloods.
30 Jul 2018, 17:48
Bad Advice
Sneak inside the store and get all the Krazy Clue you can and leave the money on the counter. It's not stealing since you payed.
The fries turned out to be stale and I want them fresh
The fries turned out to be stale and I want them fresh
D_Mich
30 Jul 2018, 17:51
Bad Advice
Eat some raw potatoes. They are the freshest fries: they haven't even been made into fries yet!
I'm allergic to Krazy Clue. Now my empty eye socket is sore and red. And my fake eye is still falling off because I had to rub off the Krazy Clue.
I'm allergic to Krazy Clue. Now my empty eye socket is sore and red. And my fake eye is still falling off because I had to rub off the Krazy Clue.
Pure-bloods are just the same as every other person, worth no more, no less than Muggle-borns or half-bloods.
30 Jul 2018, 17:54
Bad Advice
Go deep into the jungle and collect some gorilla glue. It's natural and free. Plus I heard it can heal about anything.....I think
I can't afford raw potatoes and I really want some fries.
I can't afford raw potatoes and I really want some fries.
D_Mich
30 Jul 2018, 18:07
Bad Advice
Sit on the street and cry holding up a photo of a raw potato with the writing "MISSING"! People will bring you lots of raw potatoes because maybe one of them is "your" missing one...
A gorilla took me and is holding me hostage in his cave.
(OOC: Where do gorillas actually live? In caves?)
A gorilla took me and is holding me hostage in his cave.
(OOC: Where do gorillas actually live? In caves?)
Pure-bloods are just the same as every other person, worth no more, no less than Muggle-borns or half-bloods.
30 Jul 2018, 18:22
Bad Advice
(Pfft I don't even know)
Do the monkey dance he would enjoy it but have to dance out the cave.
Many people gave me raw potatoes but there's to many to carry and I don't have a bag
Do the monkey dance he would enjoy it but have to dance out the cave.
Many people gave me raw potatoes but there's to many to carry and I don't have a bag
D_Mich
30 Jul 2018, 18:24
Bad Advice
Take off all your clothes, rip them, make knitting needles out of the soles of your shoes, knit the pieces of fabric together till they resemble a bag.
The gorilla won't stop dancing. I'm afraid he'll exhaust himself and drop dead.
The gorilla won't stop dancing. I'm afraid he'll exhaust himself and drop dead.
Pure-bloods are just the same as every other person, worth no more, no less than Muggle-borns or half-bloods.
30 Jul 2018, 18:26
Bad Advice
Smack him. It’ll definitely help him stay conscious.
How do I eat chocolate without craving more chocolate?
OOC:I think they live in forests...
How do I eat chocolate without craving more chocolate?
OOC:I think they live in forests...
Amaya Elizabeth Bourne
30 Jul 2018, 18:28
Bad Advice
Eat fake chocolate that should do the trick.
Public nudity is not allowed in the area
Public nudity is not allowed in the area
D_Mich
30 Jul 2018, 18:30
Bad Advice
Then just steal someone else’s bag and run away with the fries. You definitely won’t get caught.
I choke on fake chocolate.
I choke on fake chocolate.
Amaya Elizabeth Bourne