~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted, but he's a menace.

I wish that I could win a spelling bee

Granted, you have won a bee that can spell, but it doesn't like you and stings you.

I wish I had a lot of money

Granted, but it's leprechaun gold and it withers away.

I wish that I was psychic

Granted, but it comes to haunt you.


I wish I was a mermaid.

Granted but you can’t breath under water.

I wish I had unlimited power.

Granted, but your power is to break everything you touch, which includes the floor, literal air, time and space, chickens, fabric of reality, humanities history, people, a-and t-t-this p-p-ost-----------

I wish this wish will be corrupted.
I put a lot of thought into this. Make me proud!

Granted. You wish for everything to explode and for time and the fabric of reality itself to crash, and it is granted.

I wish that I could hop in and out of portals

Wish granted, but each portal takes you to another, so you are stuck in an endless loop.
I wish this wish will not be corrupted. (LOL, )

Granted. *Ungrants*
You should have looked at the last page. Do not incite the deep trickery to me, I was there when it was written! I made it.
I wish the last post's wish was corrupted.
It was, you can't do anything about that, HAH

Granted. *Uses powers to ungrant Ella's wish and start clean* You wish to be universally hated, and your wish is granted.

I wish that this wish was corrupted, granted, ungranted, not corrupted, and corrupted again, then ungranted

Can you get this right?